In Search of the Virus: Smile! You're on Candid Chimera!
Webb to Garland: “You Ever Notice All of This Unclassified Information on the Mysterious Novel Coronavirus Just Laying Around in Open View that Apparently Our Amateur Sleuths Cannot Find—Or Apparently Our Fully Vaccinated and Boosted Government Scientists with a Low to Moderate Risk of Letting Lethal Biohazards You Know? Escape!”
[FOB FREEDOM, February 19, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.
Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, at least in 1997, when one fringe independent and not a serious option candidate in the community with the most government scientists was getting ready to depart echelon above corps, strategic counterintelligence, to begin a serious study of jurisprudence at a Tier I law school, the Supreme Court had believed in Reno v. ACLU, “that the risk of encountering indecent material by accident is remote because a series of affirmative steps is required to access specific material”, but that was long before a big victory for the ACLU was getting a Satan club in an elementary school, and before a virtual unknown could achieve international notoriety for just posting a suggestion of erotic content on a social media page.
And, with apparently the discovery of classified information just lying around in open view, for which the controlling statute under the Espionage Act, 18 U.S.C. § 798 suggests that “Whoever knowingly and willfully communicates, furnishes, transmits, or otherwise makes available to an unauthorized person, or publishes, or uses in any manner prejudicial to the safety or interest of the United States or for the benefit of any foreign government to the detriment of the United States any classified information” generally concerning cryptographic materials, “[s]hall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both”, or under 18 U.S.C. § 793, for instances when you don’t happen to be an Annapolis graduate and commander of a Nimitz class carrier, for just transmitting national security information to a foreign power, with the same penalty.
Otherwise, “[w]hoever, being an officer, employee, contractor, or consultant of the United States, and, by virtue of his office, employment, position, or contract, becomes possessed of documents or materials containing classified information of the United States, knowingly removes such documents or materials without authority and with the intent to retain such documents or materials at an unauthorized location shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for not more than five years, or both”, if the prosecutor decides not to exercise prosecutorial discretion to let you slide.
But one pesky fringe independent who has been floating around the periphery of Northern Virginia politics for almost a decade, after coincidentally working in intellectual property involving Big Pharm, after departing strategic counterintelligence as essentially a biological warfare planner, who happens to have on appeal in the federal courts a FOIA request trying simply to determine the bonehead in DoD who would offer a job as a procurement analyst to an obviously unqualified person who happened to be running for the VA8GOP nomination and who had happened to have helped to launch the precursor to the NMIC, which his racketeering defendant’s Good Morning America had claimed had provided warning about an emerging public health crisis in China by November 2019, is strolling in tall cotton, with two petitions for writ of habeas corpus to convene grand jury investigations arising from the novel coronavirus infections, and is hoping beyond hope that someone in Congress has half a piston firing to understand the basic science that negates any conclusion that a novel coronavirus was a natural zoonotic event.
“This reminds me of the safe and effective vaccines. Safe to whom, and effective for what. They practically hit you in the head with a stupid stick telling you this coronavirus, unlike the rest, is like new, or novel, and then they throw on chimeric? Voe Cab Ewe Larry? Duh?” laughed knowledgeable intelligence sources, relieved that after this dark period we shall emerge a stronger nation.
And, in a twist of irony, the Arlington NAACP that had made headlines telling one school board candidate to “check his facts” is entangled in a rapidly nose-diving, cotton-picking controversy.
Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.
Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.
Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.
And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.
For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.
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