University As Crime Syndicate : Sam Bankman-Fried FTX Money Laundering Caper, Plus Free Pie Recipe!

In this first episode as officially paid pod-casters, Rooster Caffeine & Sauros Rex discuss Sam Bankman-Fried's biography, how it relates to universities being a crime syndicate, and FTX's political money laundering on behalf of the DNC and Ukraine. Also, 80th birthday of the fossilized museum exhibit in the White House, what architecture suggests about mindset, Trump's theoretical Twitter return, an interview with a very special guest (another first in the show's history), positivism, apple pie, aspy abuse, and porn. To name but a few of our reliably uncontroversial subjects.

Sam Bankman-Fried's law professor mother makes an a priori assertion regarding the future of determinism and brain studies. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Irony is best understood by those who expect it.

Breaking:
Stanford paid Sam Bankman-Fried's bail:
https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1625929943275417600

Linda P. Fried's Columbia University is a death cult:
https://twitter.com/kilmeade/status/1625313044875120641

As ever, we run a Class Joint.

Contains vituperation.