Rolling Out the RED Carpet (Sneak Peek at the 95th Oscar Award Winners)

Leaked Awards Information at Oscars Prompts Security Investigation

[FOB FREEDOM, February 16, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, you never hear about the independent auditors selected by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences having “classified information” laying around unguarded, for anyone potentially to reveal motion picture industry secrets. And, as an extra precaution, only two of the auditors are selected to be entrusted with the information after about eight thousand Members of the Academy cast their votes, and the votes are tallied, and those selected individuals are required to memorize the names of the winners in at least 27 individual categories, prepare two envelopes in which to place the names of the winners of the Oscars, to be placed in a vault at an undisclosed location, apparently far more precautions than members of the executive branch take with secret compartmented information (SCI). Yet, if you believe that that is impressive, imagine the security required to keep it under wraps that the emcee selected by the Academy was not only the lead defendant in a suit brought under the federal racketeering statute but had also managed to evade disclosure of the fact since May 2022, a case that can only be brought with at least two allegations regarding commission of the vilest felonies in the U.S. criminal code, from murder to conspiracy to commit transnational terror.

Perhaps it helps when the defendant is joined by American Broadcasting Company, which hasn’t even broadcasted a story on Good Morning America, but you would think with the robust fact-checking operation demonstrated so well during a once-in-a-lifetime global public health crisis, certainly, reporters like Mary Kekatos or even George Stephanopoulos could make mince meat of any false information; so, why did ABC News elect a right to remain silent, joined by WUSA9, DC’s News Channel 8? As Marty Johnson used to say on Laugh In: Very interesting.

But, fresh from a rap video debut, the ever-interesting Major Mike Webb has prepared an entertaining and informative video regarding some Oscar “winners” in advance, and maybe on March 23rd, with the airing of the 95th Annual Oscar Awards, the publicists at the Academy of Motion Pictures and other Hollywood elites will not have to grab another Best Actor Award winner to pretend an open hand slap was an actual event, and not just some silly publicity stunt.

“I had to read the motions to dismiss, again, from the attorneys at ABC and WUSA9. They may want to consider giving some of this material to Jimmy Kimmel for his show. These guys are damned funny. And, tell Jimmy, he’s killing me. No. Really!” Webb exclaimed, falling on the floor in laughter.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.