so my recent "comedic" performance...

so funny that i called it comedy
another foolish attempt to pretend that i can do piano punk in a communist establishment
i'm a comedian cos i can't just unload when i wanna
i get compared to way more amazing comedians
something is blocking me from unleashing the wrath
online presence vs. stage presence
the clockwork orange experience is why i am so malevolent
you wouldn't complain had you any idea how hard life can truly be
that thing i have unlimited access to whenever i'm alone
bathroom seminars every day
always some crazy bitch in the audience who gets what i do
they'll never approach me (unless they're drunk of course)
stanhope is always drunk tho
i'd get into soooo many fights if i relapsed *tempted for no other reason than that
my conscience cannot be turned down ever so slightly (unless booze gets involved)
do not break ag's 3 strike rule...