technology is worse than mediSIN *USE YOUR FREE WILL

dear "conspiracy theorists"
WHY DO YOU HAVE AN IPHONE
i knew that was outta key
GOD HATES HYPOCRITES that's why i exist
imma point out the hypocrites just like Jesus did
you wouldn't recognize Jesus if He tapped you on the shoulder
technology is not of God
human beings shouldn't stare at screens
we're taking it back to the ditch
that sounds like frank zappa said that (he didn't, i looked it up apparently nobody said but me that haha)
yes i know this is redundant
they'll get censored talking about the V but not even think about how detrimental the technology is to society
hashtag kill youself hashtag