it's a plane, it's a bird, it's the govt

in the middle of a grassy knoll
proof that i am here (keyboard, cold brew)
getting the rear tires replaced @ discount tire
i did say that, always knockin being a woman
is that a real plane, this country is hokeyville
everything is backwards
i dunno about your discount tire but mine is bangin
so rare to find someone w/ an actual sense of humor
so many get offended by my existence, sexist or anti american statements that i make
you can't be a good christian if ____
what's to take pride in or be patriotic about
i know i've said this before yawl, does it get better every time
we give everything meaning and there's no real merit to anything
keyboard aka ba da da ba da
if you turn the volume up it plays music
fuck this damn wind
at last i realized i was in west civ...lowes
that wind is actually a good soundtrack for this shit
gettin my tires switched up so i'm waitin in this little pile of grass
discount tire...tire inflation station, free shit and good eye candy
i was baptized into the orthodox church on lazarus saturday
i consider myself a rookie on a lotta things
i do a lotta shit that ain't kosher at all, i'd get yelled at if i were at a russian church (i literally just started wearing a bra haha)
look at this bird what do you think
i don't just believe all of em, but there's probably merit to it
i hate these people so much
this video is tight actually
what if i'm brain washing myself w/ my brain, just being ridiculous
comedy is lost cuz they don't understand or appreciate the absurdity of life
is this real or what
the internet has proven that people want the fake world to be real
lgb??? we are way more in whack
internalizing sane ness = IN sane
everyone's got fomo...