Soap is Your Friend

When applying for your potential bag boy job it is wise to consider adding soap to your job seeking arsenal.

Bathing once, or twice, a week is sure to increase your chances of obtaining your ideal career choice of an entry level manual labor grocery bagger.

Soap can also make you a hit with the ladies (or men if you prefer).

And if you really want to impress your potential employers and fellow employees you can up your personal hygiene game by experimenting with deodorants, toothpaste, mouthwash, and toilet paper.

So be assertive, go out TODAY and get yourself a bar of soap!

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