Pandemic Punked in a New Vax City

NOT EVERYONE CAN BE A SALESMAN, BUT ANYONE CAN BE SUCKERED--I MEAN SOLD

AIDA. Attention, Interest, Decision and Action. It is the Man from Downtown, Mitchell and Murray, formula from Glengary Glen Ross, and only a true salesman wants to grab second prize in the Rio Rancho Real Estate promotion and knows exactly what to do with a brand-new set of steak knives. And, in pandemic, with an invisible enemy for whom some they even had to tell that "novel" meant "new", they got your attention, knew you were interested in an "extra layer of protection", in this protection racket pandemic, and had only to pass over the pen gently with a smile to get you to sign on the line that is dotted for action. You got suckered, bamboozled and sold, and now, according to a peer-reviewed report that was first published online in mid-August, but about which not even one press headline has appeared, the extra layer of protection, a "COVID-19 countermeasure", according to the Emergency Use Authorization Declaration, as well as the PREP Act that had provided the pharmaceutical companies immunity for your "as is" vaccine, has some problems, at least a latent defect: a combined risk of 16% for serious adverse events associated with the mRNA vaccines being distributed by Moderna, which came into existence to market mRNA vaccines simultaneously with your made to order pandemic, and Pfizer, whose product has a 36% risk, to address a disease in which the elderly were known from the beginning to be at highest risk in the science reports that nobody apparently read, and that has only a 1.1% case fatality rate if you are lucky enough to come in close contact with someone "with" the virus, a virus that began with a less than five percent secondary attack rate, prompting the conclusion by the WHO that "it is not clear whether this correlates with the presence of an infectious virus", in late February 2020, even if it was highly contagious in your mind.

Needs Based Selling begins by creating a need. And Wall Street Journal, the leading business daily, comes now to the rescue, as Fret Stanford Alumna Allison Finley proposed recently that since the market appears to have lost confidence in the boosters, the President needs a better salesman to keep the bottom from falling out of the market, and warns that some schmuck consumer like you might get the idea to sue for false advertising, which actually is a nonstarter, and why would you be concerned about false advertising if you happened to have had a stroke or died because of this COVID-19 countermeasure.

Well, under the PREP Act, the pharmaceutical companies were not provided blanket immunity from civil liability, just like, as the court observed in the Eichmann case, not even the Third Reich gave the SS carte blanche to obey an unlawful order, and if there is willful misconduct that you can prove in court, at least for those who lost loved ones and family, you have an entitlement to compensation for the lost of your aggrieved ones, and, as a preacher's kid, who has attended a lot of funerals, I know that there are a lot of people who show up only to see what the decedent left them in financial rewards, and the holiday season may be a good time for you to get close with those lost family members you may not have known had died to see if you can show your love and get paid for their loss, and maybe win an Academy Award in court for your performance as a grieving family member. Remember, "I promised myself I would not cry", and, lights, camera, civil action!