electric tape flops part 2

2 years ago
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the makeshift seatbelt for the vortex
yawl know i don't fuck with seatbelts (for the most part)
fuck ronald reagan x3
we question every mfing thing
but what if the vehicle bursts into flames...or you end up in a lake
making excuses for my wreckless lifestyle maybe
i promise i have my reasons
people dunno why it's a law
propaganda is what makes me not trust it
we actually believe in liberty over here, i know it's weird
it would be different if i were on a rollercoaster or some shit
a car accident is the shortest rollercoaster ever
a pinata is a better metaphor
really terrible and expensive candy hahaha
AFLAC...the whole reason i got it is cos of the duck
i just wanted the little stuffed plush toy duck
they're already treating you like a child, just give us a stuffed animal too
imagine if those were the credentials
don't give em ideas, amy
this might just happen in two weeks
i like electrical tape cos it isn't sticky and leaves a nasty residue
let's see what happens...

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