just started eating cucumbers this way (ag standup)

love that outfit so much
i throw away my sets
you can make it bend the same
that's a real thing
the wrong people commit suicide
i wish i could choose who commits suicide
my embarrassing admission
i hate smart phones so much
phil collins wrote that song about me and weed
split mind so no tv/social media/porn
another luxury problem: finding Bibles
saying true things up here
old pack of newports. tumeric.
2.5 mins since you last checked into dopamine hotel
so i had a cowbell but i decided to ding ding ding
this is really what you live for, brandon
i dunno if he was being sarcastic but i think that most of the comics that are the slightest bit intelligent know that i am some genius level weirdo