AI Singularity

AI Singularity:With computers becoming more powerful every passing year, it is only a matter of time before these machines link together to form a super-intelligent AI that views humanity as a disease that infests the planet. In a situation such as this, two seemingly contradictory skills will be essential for your cat’s survival. The immediate danger will be from the electronics modern cats surround themselves with. Once our electric can openers and laser pointers rebel against their human overlords, cats will need to retreat into the wild places of the earth—far from urban technological centers—and live off the land. Inevitably, computers will adapt and build cybernetic robots to scour the earth, hunting down the few remaining survivors. In this situation our sole hope is to turn the robots’ technology against them. Only through the efforts of an army of human and cat computer hackers might we overcome their cyborg kill squads and retake America. To further educate your cat about the skills they might need in such a scenario, consult our publications “How to Talk to Your Cat About Disabling Quantum Cryptography” and “How to Talk to Your Cat About Recursive Evaluation Functions in Neural Networks.”