Harry and Meghan IGNORE King Charles' BIRTHDAY
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Meghan and Harry are asked why they made no public announcement of their good wishes for King Charles on his 74th Birthday.
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Transcript:
CJ: It was King Charles’ 74th Birthday this week Harry
M: Yeah, happy birthday
CJ: Although nowhere on social media or even on your Archewell website do you acknowledge the fact or encourage mutual celebration
H: You know what it’s like when you get a bit older - its always very hard to remember everyone’s birthday.
M: Yeah, it’s hard to remember everyone’s birthday - did you know that it’ll be Goldie Horn’s birthday on the 21st
CJ: I didn’t, no, too late to send a card now, I suppose?
H (On the phone) Truffles, some Lauret Perrier and some flowers, No Horn, Goldie Horn, Aitch, orn….
CJ: Are you claiming that it’s not a purposeful sleight against King Charles?
M: No, of course not - it’s just an oversight, it happens, I mean, Mark Ruffalo’s birthdays coming up - are you going to make a big deal about it if we don’t send him a card?
H: (on the phone) Hi, moonpig? Yes, it’s Harry… ohh, you’re online now are you? Anyway, Ruffalo, nor Ruffalo, R, Uffalo…
CJ: Although it is easy to forget relative’s birthdays, especially ones that you don’t see too often, yet it is a bit different when your father is the King; there has been media coverage about his upcoming day of celebration
M: We don’t tend to watch too much media, right, so it kinda like, slipped past our attention - I mean we do have a lot going on right now, loads of birthday’s have slipped passed without us noticing, I only found out today that Miley Cyrus’s is coming up
H: (Harry) Yeah, she’s the daughter of Billy Ray, that’s it, Cyrus,.. NO Hannah Montana was years ago - she emerged from that Chrysalis years ago, with a lack of clothes. Ok, ok, and deliver the card on the back of a wrecking ball, right through the front, she’ll get it.
CJ: King Charles has extended his welcome to you both for Christmas as well, do you think you’re likely to accept that invitation?
H: Look, I’m not playing cludeo with Camilla, okay, because let’s be honest, we all know who did it. And I certainly won’t let Andrew on the same Twister matt as Meghan
M: I’m sure it would be boring anyway.
H: Oh no, it’s always a great laugh; Fergie doing the Limbo, no one else is playing, but she enjoys herself
CJ: (Slight laugh)
H: Bit of karaoke, “lots of allegations, allegedly, Media fabrication, allegedly”
M: What, you sing your songs at Karaoke?
H: No, my little Tiramasu, I sing all sorts: bit of Al Jolson: “Maami….”
M: Didn’t he used to wear black face?
H: That reminds me? When is Justin Trudeau’s birthday?
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