Meghan Markle & Wallis Simpson THE SIMILARITIES AND DIFFERENCES (Interview Parody)

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Dr Cobalt Jackson asks questions about a recent piece in the Daily Mail showing striking similarities between her a Wallis Simpson; not only does Meghan nave similar tastes in clothing, they also share other overlapping features. Meghan's responses do, however, remind the Dr Jackson that there are differences too, whilst Harry spends his time being Harry and doing and saying Harry like things.

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Transcript:

CJ: Anna Pasternak, author of The American Duchess highlighted a striking number of similarities you have with Wallis Simpson, wife of Edward VIII, who abdicated the throne in order to marry.

H: Wallis who?

M: What, we're both American? That’s about it. What else is there? I’m was like, an actress

H: Don’t be so modest Meghan, you weren’t just like an actress, you very nearly were one.

M: (Shake head in amazement at stupidity) Wallis Simpson wasn't an actress, and besides, only one of us has a name that doesn’t sound ridiculous.

H: Oh I wouldn't say ridiculous, Meghan might not be great, but at least I can call you Megsie - but no, I agree, Meghan is a bit of a rough deal… ooo, I’ll tell you what would have been nice - Rachel.

CJ: (Small grin) Well, you’ve chosen very similar clothes to Mrs Simpson, even similar expressions in photographs; you were both American divorcees who met their royal match when he was 34, and both of you, quite miraculously, induced the same rather haunting expression on their faces.

H: Oh, you’ve noticed that. This is the haunt of love, my friend. Haunted by love.

CJ: Indeed.

M: Yeah, and if you’re gonna be haunted, then, might as well be haunted by someone like me, someone strikingly beautiful and devastatingly sexy like me

H: Ooo, yeah, I agree with Meghan, devastating.

CJ: Thus bringing attention to some of your differences: Mrs Simpson was extremely humble about her plainness.

M: She had much to be humble about

H: (Starts laughing Like he got the joke) …never seen her.

CJ: She also, unlike yourself, refrained from bad mouthing the royals after the abdication, choosing to remain quiet instead.

H: Wimp.

M: Harry’s got a point

H: (Smiles happily) Every now and then

M: She was scared of recrimination. She didn’t feel empowered to speak of the wrongs against her. It gives you an insight into the rigidness of the patriarchy in those days..

H: Urggh, awww, even when I think about it, I get nauseous, so patriarchingly patriarchilogical

M: She wasn’t able to say, be damned with the consequences, I’m just going to tell my truth, loud and proud and I don’t care if some of the stories are provably false, it’s my truth..

H: Her truth…

M: even if it brings down the monarchy, I’m gonna say - but she wasn’t in a climate that was tolerant of an independent woman expressing her views.

H: Whereas now woman finally get the right to destroy stuff

M: (Shocked anger)

H: Hold on. That sounded better in my head. Let me, let me rephrase, let me give that some rephrasement - I can’t remember what I first said!