MATHEMATICAL Principles of WOKEISM
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A professor helps us understand the mathematical principles of the phenomena collectively known as Wokeism.
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Transcript:
Welcome, my name is Professor Wolfgang Hoppenschweinensberger, and today, we will be describing the mathematical principles of Wokiesm.
Wokeism is a description of insanity prevalent in modern academia, politics, media and language generally: for instance, mathematics has already be described as white supremacist and racist, indicating extreme levels of Wokeism.
Wokeism is most effectively cultivate within ze academic environment
Ze most important formula to remember when asking ze mind to understand ze obnoxious precepts of wokeism is zis one.
(intellectually inadequate student (x) + obscenely irrelevant academic course) (c) x (Marxist faculty (m) + crippling debt (d)) = Wokeist squared
Now, interestly enough, we can do many exciting things with this formula zat will give great pleasure in understanding ze craziness around us
(cuts back into chalk board) If we take (w) and apply ze square-root, we get ze primary factor of all wokiest behaviour exhibited in nature.
Every zingle incidence you observe is a multiple of zis base number. But dis is not the only intriguing property of zis number, it also has direct proportional relationship with hypocrisy. Let me explain.
Hypocrisy (h) as many of you vill know = privilege (p) x smugness squared (s),
but how do you proportionalise wokeism and hypocrisy? Vith the addition of intolerance (i)
Intolerance = wokeism divided by hypocrisy (draws a relationship triangle)
Hypocrisy therefore = w/I and w = hxi
(cuts back out)
There are many more enjoyable mathematical connections in wokeism, but I shan’t bore you vith all of zem today. Please join me again, and to answer zose who keep emailing me to ask ver my accent is from, mainly Germany, but I’ve moved around Europe an awful lot, so zat will explain any other actions you hear.
Good day.
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