conspiratorial religious nutjobs = my (official) people

so last night something told me...
went to a sushi bar that i didn't even like
our server was another version of me (with five kids)
overheard another rant on vaping
none of these people were hooked on cigs
none of us would shut up haha
conspiracies are quite long-winded
the awareness threshold
everyone is technically a victim in america
the masses love being exploited
i feel for them cos they don't know any better
sarah and i both meowed at the same time
did i just hit something