that phone in yer pocket has devastating consequences...

i really like this dude (comic fren) even tho he hates trump with a passion
we have gotten into many arguments about politics
that was a fun night at twin kegs2
beating up an annoying drunk asshole is a good thing
this friend of mine lost one of his testicles
the phone is always emitting radiation
jerking off to internet porn leaves you depleted
you ejaculate testosterone not just semen
why would you wanna waste yer seed like that
being in this world long enough will turn you asexual
whenever your ring finger is longer than your index finger...
is that why i know how my uterus works?