What would you do if your mother started an OnlyFans? #onlyfans #milf

What would you do if your mother started an OnlyFans?
How did I find out about this? Was I told? Did I find a video?
Probably and hopefully have no flocking clue
Be very worried as she has been dead for several years.
Put all of my efforts into inventing a Forget-That-inator
Expect better birthday presents.
Worry about the depth of her knowledge about online safety
"Sam? Hey, is Dean there too? Cool, cool. Yeah it's kind of a zombie stripper situation, and that's all I'm prepared to say at the moment."
I'd say: "Mom!? You're alive?! What the hell!!?"
Finding out mom had an OF would be the LEAST of the trauma she’s caused me
Be very poor.
Wonder why the hell anyone would tell me this, and then go about my day as I’ve already seen that women full frontal. Probably pick up drinking again as well
Wonder why anyone would wanna see a 70+ year old naked...
Remind her to tease so she keeps the simps on the hook. Never give it up for free Mom!
Welcome her back from the dead.
ask for money
Freak tf out... She's been dead for a decade
My mum DOES have onlyfans lol. I don’t care. She’s getting money and doesn’t take it too seriously. It’s whatever
Wish her well then never want to hear about it again.
Break my arms
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Tell her to call it "I Can Still 69 at 96"
Step mom?
She’s 84. You go girl!
That would be macabre. My mother died in 1974.
Dishes and laundry.
Ask her to pay off my car
She's 96, so I'd cheer her on!
mind my own business lol
Throw up
first teach her how to set up a streamsetup correctly, then test all switches cam position-switch, lightswitches, chat interactions etc. and then tell her how to use a computer propperly, old people and pc are like cats and water.
Understandable tbh. My moms a teacher so her income is shit without my stepdad
Mother do you think they’ll try to break my balls
OP…you got something to tell us?
Celebrate. My mom is super religious and I hate it.
Honestly she’s an adult she can do whatever she wants.
Figure out where we keep the bleach
I'd be super impressed. She's 91, has never used the cellphone that my sisters and I bought for her, and she left her career when they got computers because she didn't want to learn how to use one.
Send her to brazil
Die.
My mom is very naive so her OnlyFans would be a shop that sells fans.
Everyone listen to distracible on Spotify and make it the number one on Spotify so Markiplier will start an onlyfans
Okay, that’s enough internet for you. Please sign off and never show your face here again.
Be SOOOO surprised as she has been dead for a very long time and never ever used a computer or a smartphone.
Commit sudoku
She's 80, so assume it was an accident.
Nothing.
Jump off a bridge
disconnect effectively and immediately. nudity is a personal and private manner, so share at your own trust at your own risk.
I would kill myself
OF is banned in my country
I would be shocked and I would honestly feel bad for her subscribers. It would just be a live feed off the coast of Canada where we dropped her ashes. You could get a free screensaver that does the same. Whatever floats your boat I guess
Seeing as how I'm not a simp that uses onlyfans, I'd probably never find out.
Cut all contact until she stops.
Yeah my mom is more allowed for sure. She’s recently widowed and if that’s what gives her meaning, I don’t judge it. She’s been through so much, including the terror of me being her child, I allow it.
Book her in for some medical checks.
Call the Ghostbusters
Probably just block her username on everything, jic.
I would disowned myself.
Be glad she found a safer and less stressful job that can potentially and hopefully pay better for her retirement. And her starting an OF would also mean she got more proficient in using a computer, so more power to her.
Demand a cut?
Call Ghost Busters
It wouldn't be THAT different, she has already been nude in the local papers several times
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Not care one bit she is dead to me
Don’t go getting any ideas MOM, this is Reddit.
Amazed she could figure out how to do it.
Well I would be concerned, since she’s dead and is already boned enough.
Ask her for advice on how to start mine
I mean there is stuff on onlyfans that isn't porn, so yeah I could see her teaching classes. She's over 70 so I would totally tell her to do porn because that is a niche gold mine
At least she has a job, hope I never find it tho
I definitely would not watch
Pretend it doesnt exist
Well already me and my siblings have mix and match last named so I wouldn't be shocked out of my mind
Support her
my mom is super-religious so scary what she'd do on OF
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Ask for pocket money
Ask if I could get extra allowance, since we have more money now.
Ask for a couple of new Xbox games.
Given that she died 19 years ago, I'd be very flocking confused.
Lmao I’d probably high five her.