amy gross like that's so gross

grey hat, grey harr
sumin i've been wrestling w/ since i became Orthodox
vulgarity is our specialty
1.) living in shit world
2.) working @ restaurant
3.) doing stand up comedy
clean comics are kinda lame, in my opinion
in the past 15 years of restaurant work i've met like 2 people who don't swear
none of these people are me
yes, i was born on thanksgiving day
adrenochrome aka epinephrine *hallucinogen/psychedelic
one of the main causes of schizophrenia
i need to calm down right now, geez
talkin about this shit world gets me a little charged up
my life is a mystery due to being adopted
i think i was born on a space ship
hunter s thompson and aldous huxley have written about this
too much of it and you'll die, see monsters inc
schizos have a fuck ton of dopamine receptors
no dopamine from outer stimulation
are you a woman? yes.
that mf coulda been a man looking exactly like a woman (thanks trance commies)
i am the black sheep of my adopted fambly
they are very very uptight
everything i do offends my dad haha
this was shortly after i got outta the psych ward where i checked myself in
i shouldn't take it personally but ya know he is my dad n all
oh! the irony...
total control freaks and extremely uppity
smokin weed in front of a cop, CLASSIC ag
rules, regulations, laws, civic duties...fuck em
i don't care about getting in trouble
no reward, no punishment
to sum up...
God-given pass to be crass
shut up n let me talk since i've been right since 1991
are you a prophet? lemme take a good guess...