chugging the Holy Spirit like vodka (ag stand up)

i made a joke before i even went up there
that was my fren thomas asking me if i needed help
charter made a God joke all on account of me
"it actually is the shit" so true!
holy shit my outfit is just amazing
technologically illiterate on purpose
i introduce brubeck
*okay, so i literally organized all these little notes before hand and it was still totally disorganized when i got up there so i was very frustrated
fomo vs. fogw
fear of God's wrath
never fixing my teeth so long as the economy is this shit (protesting matters)
lesser known senior superlatives
*that long john silvers joke was about wayne coyne lead singer of the flaming lips
don't burn or ban books, shit on em (get involved)
confessions...
queen o saline (that was my insta!spam handle back when i was dumb enough to attempt social networking)
internalized thoughts from siri
checking into dopamine hotel every 2.5min
better at piano than i let on
politically incorrect exorcism (no priest)
we do that every 3 days
this went over their head but this is a very accurate metaphor here
here i make em do what i want
all relationships are polyamorous when tv is involved
this happens all the time...fuck you daphne
saving america in 5 words
Father, Son, and Holy Spirit
goodbye little doggie