you don't have to have a script...

my cats are so needy and obnoxious
so typical of cats
cats are way better than women
women aren't able to take care of themselves tho
where there's a will there's a way, baby girl
the vortex is in the microwave
i hope i get a grey tulsi streak
glad the answer was yes (xmas lights are underrated)
you have Jesus ALL YEAR, foolish to stop celebrating
still have yet to figure out this camera
keeping people's attention
no, imma stare off into the distance
my appeal: ag is a person
caricature, the majority of these mfs
cat nip?
paisley has been soooo territorial, a total bitch to arlo now
he did bully her and ate her food tho
some feminist could make a SEXIST statement
i hate it when my eye itches, worried i might do damage to it