obviously happy all by my lonesome/oh! these cat ladeh threats

surprised that i have cats
not gonna die alone tho
so many women should be beaten w/ a frying pan
miserable marriages w/ these poor boomers
millennials will always be children due to the psych meds
a little too schizo ____
an artist before anything else
sari to disappoint you, can't live w/ a man
nothin against men
paisley jumps on my shoulders a lot, this is often alarming
random stuff that makes me smile, hats and tgi fridays
classic american bullshit, shoutout to carlin
marinara skins AND potato skins AND potstickers
why i'm not an actual musician
one of the (probably many) scars from my recent car accident, RIP fiona
i notice all these things you think i don't notice
can i do you next, i'll give you a list
what you shoulda paid attention to long before now
took you long enough to come around
the lawn chair that you are
whenever it comes down to what inconveniences you
NFL vs. their country's demise
so annoying (not due to being a woman but a schizo)
jammin, not a very good musician but hey...