i am amused by this sexual harassment

my amazing wrapping job
london told me she was glad that i didn't go to the baby shower hahaha
gotta put on my nasty ass shoes
gonna make use outta sumin that otherwise woulda been tossed
at least they know i exist
if this isn't good use, then what is
that's my cuban esposo
no mira poon tang
the banana softens the blow
he has a wife in cuba already
another latino dude is obsessed w/ me whose esposa i have met
my tendancy to run red lights is extreme i know
glad that people are witnessing my sheer tenacity
i deny my luddite urges
baby clothes n nipple cream, shhhhh
she said that nobody else got her nipple cream so boo yah