You have to admit, "Earth Space Defense Force" is not only a stupid name, it's remarkably unclear

Ok, it's not 160. It's around 60ish. But I GUARANDAMNTEE you some neckbearded pudding-eating chip-that-is-actually-not-a-chip is going to show up in the comments going "WELL AK'SHUALLY" and somehow misplace all his Ts in the process.

Final intro short by https://www.youtube.com/user/stargater4000 , also found at https://thecrazygamemaster.com/ .

Original intro video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmafGOBwa58

Crushing music by way of @ItsRobbAllen on Twitter.

And, really, you didn't read this far already, so the video is going to speak for itself.

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0:00 BEHOLD, the new intro
0:55 Admin stuff
2:59 ON WITH THE SHOW