the ag alternative: i ain't staring at this camcorder

what is trolling
really good at confusing and pissing people off
proving that nobody has this passion
diarhhea doodoo all over this culture
i didn't fuck it up actually, watching this
everything could be sumin else and leads into sumin else
stream of consciousness thing, don't sweat it
thank you suburu
i'm such a cunt
the awkwardness of trying to switch lanes
we think about a lotta shit that americans don't think about
if i seem like i hate america, it's cos i pay attention
people that work @ restaurants typically hate america (unless they're immigrants)
all the ways that they are selfish and pollute
people won't walk to trash receptacle
littering...as if this world ain't shitty enough
everyone calls alex by some slang
aoc sells watches on the side of the road
if aoc sells rolexes the way she does politics...no punchline, sari
not knowledgeable enough on watches to make a joke
all that potential is gone, just let it go
the solution is not more women
it took 30yrs for me to do stand up comedy due to my sexism
infiltration is not how to win
people need to know of the options outside system
you don't have to keep choosing the system
comedy is no longer for truth tellers
all they do is go online