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Scienticians have produced the final nail in the coffin of String Theory in the form of this easy to understand video. All* who view it find themselves quickly agreeing with its major premise. * The scienticians who produced this video have verified the veracity of this claim.

Scienticians have long been looking for a shortcut and a scrappy group of them believe they have discovered it. Welcome to the Tunnel of Doom.

Our scienticians have successfully probed the orifices of the first silicon based lifeform to be captured and catalogued. Needless to say, they were shocked to discover such creatures at the Southern polar regions of Vega's moon. An expedition to the Northern pole is currently in the advanced planning stages.

Our Archeo-Scienticians, while exploring the dark side of Vega's moon, have discovered fossilized memory crystals that contain what can only be described as laboratory videos.

Our Archeo-Scienticians, while exploring the dark side of Vega's moon, have discovered fossilized memory crystals that contain what can only be described as laboratory videos.

The little Mister always wins.

Our dedicated team of scienticians have isolated the particles responsible for all things pink in a scientific upheaval the likes of which hasn't been seen since William Henry Perkin invented Mauve.

Our Scienticians look upon the beautiful horrors with trepidation as they continue to study the flora and fauna from the Vega system.