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After years of painstaking setup, scienticians have finally recorded the dielectric process in a visual medium. Previously, if one did not hold 12 advanced degrees in advanced mathematics, they were blind to the advanced visuals. Now armchair statisticians, cobblers, coopers, and candlestick-makers can join their learned colleagues in appreciating the Dielectric Process. It should be noted that previous attempts at recording this phenomena resulted in the deaths of 23.5 scienticians.

When crafting their latest atomic-quantum computer, scienticians discovered, much to their delight and horror, that the computer's 13th Cubit ripped a hole in the fabric of the space-time continuum. They were afforded a glimpse into an otherwise unknowable pocket of reality.

Just how do scienticians get their cushy jobs? Here's a peek behind the curtain as we examine the work of a fresh-faced, eager beaver graduate in pursuit of her dreams. This montage, while mysterious and terrifying to others, is well understood by the Neo-Royal Academy of Scienticians Inc.

It was found that after lab hours, the graduate students assigned to studying the Psychemecium started having hallucinations, enhanced audio reception and fourth dimensional thinking, in addition to giggles, jollity and tranquility. Thus the name of the creature was quickly changed from the Internet Poll winning FirstPost!mecium to its current name.

Scienticians have discovered an anchor point that connects two distinct Planes of existence. They've already thrown one party in celebration as a warm-up to the official announcement party, where they hope to transport the host's undergarments into the new Plane, to the surprise and wonderment of all in attendance.

Scienticians may quibble over whether the quarks were charmed, but they are in agreement that they are all charmed by the video, created from an extrapolation of mostly relevant data, harvested by AI, run through all the fashionable algorithms, then reassembled under meticulous conditions, which may or may not have included scuba diving at an exotic, tropical, private island, paid for with grant money, naturally.

Pluto's Rooster, this particular form of evisceration, has another, more common name with scienticians. Pluto's Cock.

When my digital goomah starts laughing when you confide your fears, her mouth gets so wide I'm afraid she's about to eat your face.

Our Archeo-Scienticians, while exploring the dark side of Vega's moon, have discovered fossilized memory crystals that contain what can only be described as laboratory videos. The philosoticians argue that this video represents the growth cycle of a prehistoric lifeform that originated on Vega's moon. Critics say the philosoticians are drunk.

Our Archeo-Scienticians, while exploring the dark side of Vega's moon, have discovered fossilized memory crystals that contain what can only be described as laboratory videos. Unlabeled Laboratory Video #29 has the scienticians scratching their heads in puzzlement.

Does discovering the source of Dark Energy remove the veil of darkness? Philosoticians will be arguing about this for decades to come. They sure do love to bicker over the work of scienticians. On a side note, I've been abusing AI to create music, and this is by far one of my favorite tracks. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. I've found myself listening to it more than twice in a row. I've been thinking about uploading some of my AI music to SoundCloud. Let me know in the comments if you're interested. For some of my videos, there are multiple versions of the soundtrack.

Scienticians have successfully unlocked the old gods and are now playing the bonus level of science.

This is what Chidi saw. Can you blame him for freaking out?

The scienticians in charge of this expedition had no idea how large this stash of fossilized DNA was when they made their initial announcement. They estimate that another 1.44 gigatons remain, leaving some to speculate that not all of these remains were inhabitants of Vega's moon and were perhaps transported, after death, in some form of gruesome mass burial, approximately 14.4 million years ago. You noticed that too? The 1.44 and the 14.4? Yeah, the scienticians are going absolutely nutso over it. Especially the ones bringing the Chandrasekhar limit under consideration. That aside, they are fast at work on the DNA, attempting to coax it into new forms, functions and flavors. Will they ever solve the mystery? Stay tuned to find out.

Few scienticians would deny the uplifting joy they feel when harvesting intestines for future analysis. Can you blame them?

Who says cats have all the fun?

2014 video of my two sweet boys playing with some mild encouragement. They just crossed the rainbow bridge recently, within a week of each other. The sadness still grips me with vengeance.

My digital goomah thinks your life's goals are the stuff of comedy.

My digital goomah reserves her creepiest laugh for your fears.

My digital goomah's favorite movie is Singin' In The Rain.

My digital goomah shares her heritage with us.

My digital goomah is thirsty!

Bug hunting is hard enough but it feels like a week of Wednesdays when the bugs keep scampering away. The scienticians were nonplussed.

My digital goomah thinks you'll enjoy listening almost as much as she gets a kick out of crooning.

My digital goomah sings one of her favorite songs for you.