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    Reading Lips 💋
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    Reading Lips 💋

    Reading my neighbors' lips.
    14 views
    Screwing With Telemarketers, Pt. 2
    0:41

    Screwing With Telemarketers, Pt. 2

    Just having some fun with one of my daily telemarketers.
    17 views 7 comments
    Got the Job & Then This Happened
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    Got the Job & Then This Happened

    Should I not have done that?
    6 views
    Talking to Dummies
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    Talking to Dummies

    True story.
    14 views 1 comment
    Replying to Random Inbox Messages
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    Replying to Random Inbox Messages

    I know I am not alone. I get them on Instagram, Facebook, X, Nextdoor and more. Here are my replies to several Random Messages From Strangers.
    8 views
    Come Fly With Me
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    Come Fly With Me

    Booked an overseas flight, and then this happened.
    28 views 1 comment
    Me & My Spider
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    Me & My Spider

    I am the Spider-Man. My wife asked me to handle a spider in a more "humane" way. So...
    25 views
    Political Memes: Changing Minds Since Yesterday
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    Political Memes: Changing Minds Since Yesterday

    How to Make Friends Online
    16 views
    Jokes From My Nap
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    Jokes From My Nap

    March 11 is National Napping Day. These jokes came to me in my sleep.
    27 views
    International Women's Day
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    International Women's Day

    I am woman!
    21 views
    Wacky Weather News
    0:21

    Wacky Weather News

    Don't like the weather? Wait a few minutes!
    15 views
    Breaking Snooze: What Drives Women 🚘
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    Breaking Snooze: What Drives Women 🚘

    Women Drivers on the Prowl
    16 views
    It's National Grammar Day, ain't it?
    0:45

    It's National Grammar Day, ain't it?

    Dad Joke-A-Palooza!
    34 views
    You're It!
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    You're It!

    How old were you when you realized this?
    23 views
    Old Folks Say What?!
    0:20

    Old Folks Say What?!

    Windy Wednesday
    4 views
    Cat Got Your Tongue?
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    Cat Got Your Tongue?

    When you talk to your pets, do they answer?
    8 views
    They Are Out to Get Me
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    They Are Out to Get Me

    Are you looking at ME?
    35 views
    Don't Have a Cow
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    Don't Have a Cow

    For centuries, man has pondered one burning question regarding cows. We thought we'd get the answer from an "actual farmer." 🧑🏻‍🌾
    4 views
    I need to sterilize my phone.
    0:17

    I need to sterilize my phone.

    Achoo!
    20 views
    You're Out of Line!
    0:49

    You're Out of Line!

    A shaggy tale of young love
    11 views
    Valentine Scam!
    0:21

    Valentine Scam!

    Beware the Valentine Scam!
    18 views 1 comment
    Old Love
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    Old Love

    A short chat with my ol' friend, Dave Zhavu.
    27 views
    Fear of Tsunamis
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    Fear of Tsunamis

    Zoomin' with my shrink
    18 views
    But We Just Met!
    0:19

    But We Just Met!

    UBER love
    12 views
    Doctor Zoom
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    Doctor Zoom

    Zoomin' with the doctor
    24 views