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Ramiel gets unfortunately put in charge of a TOP SECRET rescue mission, and has to debrief his whiney crew members en route. So put your time-traveling fanny packs on, and your propeller hat, too. And your tube socks... I know, ultimately, this will still leave you underdressed, considering the rest of your body still has no clothes, but it really heats up FAST in that space ship. It's like a microwave in there. You'll thank me later. Buy or Rent Event Horizon (1997) here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jefhys1LO-U #MovieReview #Comedy #Funny

I'm telling you, that Keymaker guy seems harmless on the outside but be careful... He's probably a big ol' TATTLE when no one's lookin. Mega sus... keeps saying he knows because he MUST know... that doesn't even make any sense. I bet he doesn't even like Jag bombs. All movie clips used were from The Matrix Reloaded (2003) In case you liked my music, here's a link to it... THE SONG, THE WHOLE SONG, AND NOTHING, BUTT, THE SONG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I8_VoRorp4 #matrix #matrixreloaded #matrixparody

Don't you HATE when some big shot commander starts commanding you around like you're just a captain cuz you are one? Me too... "Commander" Lock was mad at me cuz I made a joke about not returning to Zion and someone actually did it. It's not my fault that guy was an idiot. All movie clips used were from The Matrix Reloaded (2003) In case you liked my music, here's a link to it... THE SONG, THE WHOLE SONG, AND NOTHING, BUTT, THE SONG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKuFJMX6DVg #matrix #matrixreloaded #matrixparody

Did you like DREDD with Karl Urban? ME TOO!! But I'm not about to hold any punches about the writing... This is a movie review and total synopsis of Dredd 2012. Let's decide if it was a FLOP er NOT. Obviously there will be SPOILERS in a recap, so I'm expecting you've seen it already. If you haven't.... it's been a DECADE for crying out loud what the heck is taking you so long?! The music / soundtracks of these reviews are uploaded to my audio-based YouTube channel, FrequenSeeker. Check em out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcU3wzz7_sU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdScDvdEq0A Here's an Amazon link to buy/rent Dredd 2012 ----------------- https://www.amazon.com/Dredd-Karl-Urban/dp/B00AYB1RGG/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2O98IS49KFWYD&keywords=Dredd+2012&qid=1651512942&sprefix=dredd+2012%2Caps%2C93&sr=8-1 #DREDD #JudgeDredd #MovieRecap

Did you like DREDD with Karl Urban? ME TOO!! But I'm not about to hold any punches about the writing... This is a movie review and total synopsis of Dredd 2012. Let's decide if it was a FLOP er NOT. Obviously there will be SPOILERS in a recap, so I'm expecting you've seen it already. If you haven't.... it's been a DECADE for crying out loud what the heck is taking you so long?! The music / soundtracks of these reviews are uploaded to my audio-based YouTube channel, FrequenSeeker. Check em out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcU3wzz7_sU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdScDvdEq0A Here's an Amazon link to buy/rent Dredd 2012 ----------------- https://www.amazon.com/Dredd-Karl-Urban/dp/B00AYB1RGG/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2O98IS49KFWYD&keywords=Dredd+2012&qid=1651512942&sprefix=dredd+2012%2Caps%2C93&sr=8-1 #DREDD #JudgeDredd #MovieRecap

BloodRayne (2005) Movie Review - Rami's Reviews PART 2 Watch me slowly destroy myself in this self-deprecating movie review. I am a clown-bastard, drunken idiot, loser, pirate vampire, egotistical moron... Please love me. Thank you, I hope. To watch the entire movie (I highly recommend it), click HERE, to formulate your own opinion of this tragedy's demise.... MUCH LOVE!!!! XOXOXXXO https://www.amazon.com/Bloodrayne-Kristanna-Loken/dp/B07N6B7VFY/ref=sr_1_2?crid=3UP8AFVUXHT3T&keywords=bloodrayne+2005&qid=1644541048&sprefix=bloodrayne+2005%2Caps%2C137&sr=8-2

BloodRayne (2005) Movie Review - Rami's Reviews Watch me slowly destroy myself in this self-deprecating movie review. I am a clown-bastard, drunken idiot, loser, pirate vampire, egotistical moron... Please love me. Thank you, I hope. To watch the entire movie (I highly recommend it), click HERE, to formulate your own opinion of this tragedy's demise.... MUCH LOVE!!!! XOXOXXXO https://www.amazon.com/Bloodrayne-Kristanna-Loken/dp/B07N6B7VFY/ref=sr_1_2?crid=3UP8AFVUXHT3T&keywords=bloodrayne+2005&qid=1644541048&sprefix=bloodrayne+2005%2Caps%2C137&sr=8-2

A shanty isn't a shanty if there's no one shantying, so you BETTER get started... A typical night out with Ramiel (who is currently speaking in the third person) should get you clobbered enough to not even remember your own mother's name. If you're not singing yet, tip the bottle a little more upwards while directing it at your face. I'm sure some of it will land in your mouth. Time to go deep in the jungle.

Subliminal Mentality is my artist name for my gothic industrial electronic music. This track was inspired by Pale 3's "In My Head," a song that featured in The Matrix Revolutions during the scene depicting Club Hell. It's the best part of the entire trilogy. The green lasers are the best. Album art was created by Erik Anarchie (Thank you, Sir!)

I am Ramiel the vamp! Tonight we're reviewing Dark City, a good 'ol classic that got a little overshadowed by the popularity of The Matrix. It's got Jennifer Connelly in it! Woohoo!!