nickauger01

but I feel I'm 30 I went I was 31 when I went to Coachella this year and I felt like the old guy there and I was uncomfortable talking to people right like I don't know anybody's age I was kind of like weirded out and my boy comes up to me goes hey man if you don't know anybody's age ask them if they remember 911 I'm like what he goes yeah cuz if they remember 9/11 they're old enough to drink you're not being a creep you can have a conversation with them it's perfectly fine and I'm like that's actually really good advice except for like this isn't the face of a guy who can just go up to some chick in a crowded area and be like hey do you remember 9/11 like that's she'd be terrified you know she she'd probably never forget okay let's now you might think this is silly but I assure you it's absolutely true when Zayn left one direction for me it was like 911 yeah I didn't care about that [Applause] either well there's a real generational divide there I could see some people are looking at me like 9/11 steady on and other people are looking at me like One Direction don't take their name in [Applause] vain I was actually supposed to be on one of the planes on 9/11 but the more interesting story is how I met a Sarma hey for the ninth consecutive year Nick Jet Blue Air airlines rank first for satisfaction among all North American Airlines but you know what ranked least in satisfaction 911 Airlines what a terrible name for an airline it reminds me of that tragedy oh 911 yeah I don't laugh at 911 again I try to tell him not to laugh I know I Walk Through Blood and Bones in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother Jesus yeah he was in Northern Canada look at this comedy on 9/11 you pieces of [__] I mean absolute [__] garbage you want to laugh what are you Isis what the [__] go home do people not get it do you not get it I'm in the back of the comedy club somebody offered me hummus I was like not today not today I'll take it 364 days of the year not today this kid's triggered what shut up Bill the [__] up ladies um were you there where were you 911 [__] Connecticut where were you Chicago [__] you not even close I was here God damn it me I want everybody to relax on that Mama bin L [__] I'm going to handle the [__] myself cuz I can't understand how they can't find a [__] 6'6 with a nappy beard and a towel on his head but they can find my cousin 41 in com you know what I mean the [__] worth half a billion dollars look for the cave with the satellite hook up if a rollsroyce is parked in front of the cave [__] probably in there if you walk in the cave and he got Del paintings of Sadam Hussein think the [__] in there who the [__] they got hunting this [__] GMA pal oh no no Ben L Ben L I knew you was around here we going to get you told you I find him myself [__] give me five Bloods five Crips four Mexicans and three rednecks this [__] would have been over [__] and Mexicans we have went over there and stole all the tracks off their tanks [__] they tanks be on bricks [__] come back home [__] who want some tank tracks and you know rednecks love hunting [__] redneck you get that [__] 30 out 6 with a scope on it he can hit a fly for D it 500 yard they don't [__] around and they all got a hunting dog named pey you know them poter [__] [__] red [__] like you got in that goddamn clothes with that boy scent on it take a wh of that py smell it good boy we're going in [__] you drop their ass off in Afghanistan pety going to point at the right cave [__] in there [__] in there I'm selling cuz I know when them first flights went down what no [__] on them flights [__] am I ly [__] wouldn't have went down like that you know what I'm saying cuz them flights were from Boston to La you know how long a [__] have to save up for a ticket from Boston to La [__] [__] would have been on the plane we ain't making no [__] you turn [__] you talking about [__] I saved up for these tickets for 2 years all that [__] got is a box cutter [__] we grew up in the projects we done been in a night fight before you know what I'm saying [__] be like what's cracking [__] [__] we talk on the show the [__] made [__] [__] would have whooped his ass and cut him up with his own [__] and walked right to the pilot [Applause] bullet yeah uh everything out here cool oh they ain't [__] with nobody else look we was wondering if we could get some free drinks cuz people kind of nervous cuz you know a [__] going to get the hook up [__] I traveled right after the [__] happened [__] I had a show in Boston so [__] we leaving Boston [__] we getting on the plane [__] we seen one of them ins [__] you know I know now how white people look at [__] white people are I understand cuz I never thought I would be racist [__] but I see that tow [__] [__] nervous now you know white people look at a [__] they're going to try something hold your purse there come on [__] I see one of them tows that [__] up to something so I'm at the airport [__] and I see the tow [__] [__] this is when I knew America was starting to work on racism cuz I called a huddle [__] the redneck came over the Latino brother came over even the little Asian dude showed up [__] I said come here man I said y'all see that [__] over there that [__] make one wrong move we [__] him up think red is like you're goddamn right boy stick my foot so far up his ass he'll be eating Sho L before we a little Latin your brother I'm a cut him home [__] at even a little Asian i c him three four times kick him in head I was like all right Jackie Chan you down but y'all ain't got to worry about that [__] ever again cuz cuz they can only get away with that [__] that one time cuz they done woke up everybody [__] you get on the flight now trying to [__] up it'll be old white women getting up not today [Applause] sunny take my teeth out my man bite your ass to NPR at breakfast the other morning and there's this one story where they kept using this phrase they kept saying 911 deniers they kept saying that deniers and my daughter was like what is that and I said well it's a group of people that think September 11th was a conspiracy and she said Oh I thought they were saying 91 deniers yeah she thought they meant nine people who just ain't buying this 11 [__] just a uh small Fringe group really there's only nine of them but they still got an NPR they got on the radio because they're dedicated they protest every day they're the 911 deniers they're outside of the White House it goes 10 1213 me and my eight friends know it we are the 911 deniers we know that 11 is a [__] number propagated on the People by the man why do we have 11 when we have 13 and 14 and 17 [__] 18 18 and 19 but we do not have a one team what happened to one team the government took one team and replaced it with some [__] called 11 we are the nine that deny that [__] Mr President give us back [Music] one I don't mean to offend any Chinese people with the stereotype but that's right I'm Chinese [__] I'm from Beijing I lived in Shanghai I'm chiner than a [__] I actually did some C my 22nd birthday just the night before because uh I have a buddy who's got a birthday September 10th my birthday September 11th so every year we would go out on the night of September 10th and celebrate both of our birthdays now that year we went out uh and we all drank a great deal of alcohol and one of the guys actually went home with someone he normally wouldn't have gone home with that guy worked in the World Trade Center oh she took forever to get into the apartment in the morning he was one of the people who as he got there the first Tower fell and he was running from the rubble and ended up being safe and we're like holy [__] we thought hooking up with that girl was going to kill you who knew is that real 100% real I think I've sorted out the credit crunch I thought you'd be pleased no I genuinely I think I've sorted out the credit crunch you know what the problem is with the with the credit crunch as I as I layman's terms okay the trade the turnover the cycle of business isn't happening in the way it was because businesses and Banks and countries have gone busted and no one trusts each other so how are we going to repair this how are we going to get things started again get that virtuous circle up and running I tell you what we do we build a World Trade Center I can see you sat there with your arms crossed thinking that's going to be a [__] big building we're going to have two of them I saw the the chief of the New York City Police on the news he said we will never forget 911 I thought it's your [__] home now it's your phone number I was flying back from New York 9:25 ba first class to London JFK the whole week in America leading up to that flight on every channel on TV there was a rolling ticket tape that said America on Red Alert okay and every bulletin said we have an Intel that there's going to be another 9/11 this weekend in New York or La do not fly unless you absolutely have to I had to I was filming and if you fly be extra vigilant okay so I'm there I'm the only one in the first class Lounge right and I'm still trying to remain philosophical about it I'm thinking right today is the day you definitely don't try and get a bomb on the plane do you know what I mean you think no everyone's wait till Monday right and I'm there and about 15 minutes before boarding into the first class Lounge comes this guy I don't know whether he was North African or middle eastern but he had all the gear and beard everything steal a tashe case okay here's your middle class rational liberal I go I'm suddenly just engaging staff in in name conversation I'm going flight on time they're going yeah I'm going what's the weather like in England and they're going oh it's like they're going to go oh it's a big CL there he is right it didn't didn't happen right so now I'm stewing on this all the things for the week leading up to it there's going to be a 911 it's going to be here it's going to be today it's going to be New York oh my God right but now I'm in two minds there's a fight between good and evil between rational and irrational okay so this one goes oh that's a suicide bomber don't be stupid what do you know that's what they look like why' you say that there's a picture of him on every page of the Daily Mail that be stupid cliche stupid then he makes a phone call I can't understand what he's saying but he sounds a bit angry right this one goes oh we made a phone call this one goes you just made a phone call yeah but not in foreign was shut shut up stupid why' you think that look at the beard he's been checked he's been checked the same as us do I check the beard yeah they check the beard they check the beard okay and then I'm sort of it's all going ahead and I'm sort of looking at him absentmindedly sort of staring at him and he catches me looking and he goes like this this one goes oh he knows this one goes no he knows why you're looking at him he's had that sort of prejudice that [__] for [__] months stop looking at him shut the [__] up right but this one starts winning the fear starts beating the rational okay it's going well well I said it would be today yeah I know but what but the statistics were they up today aren't they they're up yeah but it don't give it it won't happen to us they said that on 9/11 yeah but what about all the checks well they find new ways of getting past our detections then we have to up our game and that's how yeah you're right so suddenly now we're W there and I think oh my God this is it and you that wave of noisy when you suddenly go oh my God this is it I I'm one of the people that have witnessed is a and they go okay yeah let's report him this one goes no we can't why in case someone thinks we're racist what what the no let's report him and be a wrong live racist let's let's and so I'm there and I think he is a s Obama I'm going to get on the plane with him and I'm going to die and I'm having a little breakdown and I'm nearly crying and all this happens in a few moments and I look over and he's joined by his wife who's got all the gear and is and there two little girls right and I go oh of course he's not a [__] suicide bomber if you off to see 72 virgins you don't take the wife and kids along so and I got on the plane and I was sort of relieved and embarrassed and I saw the funny side of it and and of course he wasn't a terrorist he was a business man and a family man he was playing with his little girls who kept running up and down bumping into my chair he wasn't doing anything um and he and he was sort of like scaring him and they were screen at top of their voice like after half an hour I was hoping someone would blow the [__] plane up right and you know being an Arab I think we're the least respected minority in the United States you know black people they have Black History Month Hispanics Hispanic Heritage Month like is an erab i' be happy with one day you know like yeah exactly not a good day for us I'm afraid 911 screwed up everything you know it's like um it did cuz before I was Egyptian you know like pyramids and camels it's fun right now Egyptian terrorism like I could never be a terrorist okay I could never strap a bomb to my chest seriously how do you prepare for that you start off small maybe sparklers work your way up to the spinning chicken like oh the colors they're so beautiful I'm ready for Jihad let's go come on everybody why not ban drinking apple juice and vodka mine's just juice mom screwdriver Mom this is totally Apple wait a go wait start oh easy Tey money rich and bunes [__] making back with just tell me who your father is smoking drinking till walking home like about you like maybe just Dubai fresh at the plane looking no fly came D and the high5 P going to grease Al count the my [Music]

Scott Ritter Warns : Iran Missiles Sent To Hezbollah Ready For SURPRISE Revenge Attack! IDF is PANIC

This clip is from the National Summit to Reassess the U.S.-Israel "Special Relationship" on March 7, 2014 at the National Press Club. Philip Giraldi former CIA officer and executive director of the council for the national interest