Groomer (cover/satire)
Groomer (satirical cover of Loser by Beck) Follow me on twitter @erichicks71
Lyrics:
In the Trump presidency I was in hiding
kept it kinda secret then along came Biden
With the rainbow flags and anything goes
Influence kids with a drag queen show
Don’t tell the parents, infect the schools
With liberal teachers and some pronoun rules
Spread it on TikTok, for all to see
Get some help from China, manipulate the feed
So whatcha saying is I’m rude to conclude
that a parent’s got no right to their kids education
I don’t believe in morality
I’ve got a license to spread my ideologies
So queer all the kids of this generation
Give them all a sex change, start ‘em in kindergarten
Yo, suck it
Soy un Depredador
I’m a groomer baby
I’ll turn ‘em all tranny
(Drag queen story hour)
Soy un Depredador
I’m a groomer baby
I’ll turn ‘em all tranny
(sell them all chest binders)
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Ballot Harvesting (cover/satire)
Satirical cover of Marcy Playground's Sex & Candy. Follow me on twitter @erichicks71
Lyrics:
Sitting round
Just watched 2000 Mules
And I thought to myself
That Trump didn't have a chance
Cause there it was
They videoed everyone
Yeah, there it was
2000 smoking guns
I see ballot harvesting
Who’s that double vote counting
Who's that dropping, hundreds of ballots in the drop box
Biden's election stealing team, yeah
It's Biden's election stealing team, yeah
Lookin round
At 2022
And I'm thinking to myself
Here we go again
Cause there it was
Drop boxes still in use
Yeah, there it was
Regardless of the proof
I see ballot harvesting
I see voter suppression
Who's that dropping, hundreds of ballots in the drop box
The left’s election stealing team, yeah
The left’s election stealing team, yeah
The left’s election stealing team, yeah
I see ballot harvesting
I see voter suppression
Arizona ballot printers stopped printing
The left’s election stealing team, yeah
The left’s election stealing team, yeah
The left’s election stealing team, yeah
The left’s election stealing team
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Big Guy (cover/satire)
Satirical cover of Billie Eilish Bad Guy. Follow me on twitter @erichicks71
Lyrics:
My son's a crack head who likes hoes
But he’s the family CEO
When he emails he uses code
Hide my identity
He used my name for influence
To make the money pouring in
He then gives me my ten percent
Man, we're so criminal
Now where's that laptop, took it to the Mac shop,
Didn't pick it up pop, make the New York Post stop
They'll discover, videos of Hunter,
Emails to uncover, they might blow my cover
I'm the big guy, duh
Misinformation is the word,
Russian election fraud occurred,
51 experts all concurred,
Let's spread it on Twitter
Cancel every conservative,
Gaslight invent a narrative,
No one's really inquisitive,
Story will go away
Now where's that laptop, took it to the Mac shop,
didn't pick it up pop, make the new york post stop
they'll discover, videos of Hunter,
emails to uncover, they might blow my cover
I'm the big guy, duh
I'll hide Hunter away for a while.
He'll live to fight another day.
So you're investigating? It wont stick,
cause the FBI and the DOJ will look the other way
I'm the big guy
I'm the big guy
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Tennessee Homeschool (cover/satire)
lyrics:
I used to send my kids, to the local school
Public education was the only thing I’d ever known
Sat with my wife and we worked out the financial situation
So I could stay home and teach my kids til they are grown
Now I quit my job
To homeschool my children
My local school, they done lost their minds
They’re teaching kids
That boys can be girls
And white people are racist
All the time
What used to take about seven hours
Now takes about three or four hours a day
And now we spend more time learning about freedom
And how to live the American way
Now I quit my job
To homeschool my children
My local school, they done lost their minds
They’re teaching kids
That boys can be girls
And white people are racist
All the time
Now I quit my job
To homeschool my children
To homeschool my children
Now it's the best part of my day
Now I quit my job
To homeschool my children
To homeschool my children
I wouldn't have it any other way
Now I quit my job
To homeschool my children
My local school lost their minds
They’re teaching kids
That boys can be girls
And what the schools are doing to kids
Should be a crime
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Great American Reset
Great American Reset by Eric Hicks
Lyrics:
Well have you noticed
That liberals in power
Can't seem to build nothin
They only devour
But conservative muscle
We build all day long
We build up our country
Beautiful and strong
So why don't we build us
A great big ole boat
Put all the liberals aboard
And then set it afloat
We'll give them a send off
They'll never forget
Then we can get back to work on our great
American reset
Obama and Biden
Tweedledee and dumb
They try to turn our country
Into a democrat slum
But when we're in charge
We're making things great
Stampin made in the US of A
On the things that we make
So why don't we build us
A great big ole boat
Put all the liberals aboard
And then set it afloat
We'll give them a send off
They'll never forget
Then we can get back to work on our great
American reset
We need us some leaders
Who know how to lead
Like Trump and DeSantis
For whom we'd all all sweat and bleed
For men of honor
We'd pledge our last dime
And we will make our America great
One more time
So why don't we build us
A great big ole boat
Put all the liberals aboard
And then set it afloat
We'll give them a send off
They'll never forget
Then we can get back to work on our great
American reset
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Let's Go Brandon (Country Version)
Let's Go Brandon by Eric Hicks
Lyrics:
2020, what a messed up year
The liberal media, played on our fears
15 days, to flatten the curve
Turns to forever, you're making it worse
Our families and churches, the focus of liberal oppression
But a virus shouldn't be a political weapon
2021, starts with deceit
A stolen election, now is complete
All your failures, they're stacking up, man
The border, gas prices, Afghanistan
Thirteen soldiers died because of your haste
And you're still tryin to force a mask on my face
Well you can take your mask, and shove it
Cause I won't be complying
You can take your jab, and stick it
Where the sun it ain't a-shining
You stole the election
And now you're messing with freedom
Let's go Brandon
Let's go Brandon
Ashli Babbitt, shot by a Capitol Police who got off scot free
Liberal governors, they lord over us, with their rules for thee but not me
Thanksgiving and Christmas, you said that we couldn't hang out with our families
I can't take anymore, what happened to my land of the free?
Well you can take your mask, and shove it
Cause I won't be complying
You can take your jab, and stick it
Where the sun it ain't a-shining
You can take your mask, and shove it
Cause I won't be complying
You can take your jab, and stick it
Where the sun it ain't a-shining
You stole the election, And now you're messing with freedom
They said it best, at that NASCAR stadium
Let's go Brandon
Let's go Brandon
Let's go Brandon
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Take Your Jab and Shove it (cover/satire)
Take Your Jab And Shove It (satire/cover)
by Eric Hicks
Lyrics:
Take your jab and shove it
I ain't working here no more
Your vaccine mandate gave me the reason
To walk right out that door
If you think you got the right to put a shot in my arm
Then you're a tyrant to the core
So you can take your jab and shove it
I ain't working here no more
I’ve been workin' at this company
For years you had my loyalty
Now I expected you to have my back
On Biden's stupid decree
But when the time came you tucked your tail and run
Like a yellow-belly bourgeoisie
Well you can take your jab and stick it up your ###
Cause I ain't gonna bend my knee
Take your jab and shove it
I ain't working here no more
Your vaccine mandate gave me the reason
To walk right out that door
If you think you got the right to put a shot in my arm
Then you're a tyrant to the core
So you can take your jab and shove it
I ain't working here no more
Well that Biden, he's a blithering fool
A puppet on a set of strings
His handlers set on wrecking our country
And doing other evil things
Like forcing a vaccine in my body
The decision is mine to choose
Never forget the most dangerous man
Ain't got nothing to lose
Take your jab and shove it
I ain't working here no more
Your vaccine mandate gave me the reason
To walk right out that door
If you think you got the right to put a shot in my arm
Then you're a tyrant to the core
So you can take your jab and shove it
I ain't working here no more
Take your jab and shove it
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