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Cake on Pi Day
It’s Pi Day, but the Turtles picked up cheesecake instead.
Imagine eating this good.
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Dunkin Donuts Watermelon Burst Review: It’s a Jolly Rancher
Dunkin' Donuts new Watermelon Burst Review: It's a Jolly Rancher 🍩🍉
The Good:
1) The filling is mostly sweet and slightly sour. It tastes works way better than I thought it would.
2) The pink sugar tastes good and looks pretty.
The Meh:
1) There needs to be more filling. Idk if I got an exception or if this is the standard amount of filling for the donut.
2) MESSSSSSSY. I took a bite out of it and the entire box exploded in the pink sugar. It's like I hosted a Barbie-themed birthday glitter party in a donut box...
Conclusion? Don't knock it till you try it.
Final score? 4.5/5 🐢 Shells.
#dunkindonuts #donuts #watermelon #foodreview
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High Turtle Priest Imhotep and his Mummy Army
The Mummy movie is 25 Years Old. 🐢 🧟
“There is within me an unslaked hunger for preposterous adventure movies. I resist the bad ones, but when a “Congo” or an “Anaconda” comes along, my heart leaps up and I cave in. “The Mummy” is a movie like that. There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it.”
-Roger Ebert
Mummies do not get enough love in the art world, so I’ll be releasing some mummified turtles.
Midjourney Prompt:
Photograph a preserved turtle mummy in Egypt, emphasizing the texture and ancient ambiance. Use a Canon EOS-1D X Mark III camera equipped with a Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L II USM lens.
Set the camera to ISO 100 to preserve detail without grain, shutter speed at 1/60th of a second to ensure sharpness without blur, and aperture at f/8 to achieve a deep depth of field that keeps the entire mummy in focus.
The lighting should be soft and directional, highlighting the intricate details and textures of the mummy’s shell and preserved features, simulating the subtle lighting of an Egyptian tomb.
Parameters:
chaos 40
AR 9 by 16
stylize 400
weird 1500
#mummy #turtle #midjourney #mummies #promptengineering
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Misha’s Mummy Monday Vibes
Hope everyone has a Good Monday...
After grabbing your coffee, can someone PLEASE help me back in my sarcophagus?
#monday #mummy #midjourneyart #midjourney
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Sunday Service Space on X
We are losing our faith, America. 🇺🇸
Sunday Service on X 10AM.
#dalle #dalle3 #religion
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Aliens Live Under the Sea
Aliens Don’t Just Live in Space. Look Under the Sea. 🐢 👾 👀
Misha’s Midjourney Prompt: Underwater photograph of a terrifying turtle alien, taken on a Canon EOS R5: set ISO 200 for, aperture (f/2.8), 1/60 second shutter speed
Parameters: chaos 40 ar 9:16 stylize 500 weird 1500
#turtle #alien #alienart #midjourney #generativeart
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Turtle UFOs with Midjourney Prompt
Turtles Visited and Colonized Earth Millions of Years Ago—long before “human beings.”
The takeover by the turtles is imminent. Man will go extinct. Godspeed. 🐢 🛸 👽
My Midjourney Version 6 Base Prompt:
Photograph a UFO designed to resemble a turtle’s shell, captured at night.
Use a Leica SL2 camera equipped with a Leica APO-Summicron-SL 50mm f/2 ASPH lens.
The camera settings should be precisely set to:
ISO 3200 for low light capture, shutter speed at 1/500th of a second to freeze any sudden movements, and aperture at f/2.8 to ensure the focus is sharp while allowing enough light.
The scene should be illuminated only by the soft ambient light of the stars and the moon, adding a mystical glow to the intricate patterns of the shell-like structure of the UFO.
Parameters:
chaos 100
aspect ratio 9 by 16
stylize 400
weird 1200
#turtle #alien #aliens #ufo #midjourney
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Vote Turtles 2024
Want things to change? Then you have to vote. 🇺🇸
#turtle #midjourney #aiartwork
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2024 is getting weird
feel like I have 2 heads duding this crazy year. I’m not sure that’s enough. I better grow. Third.
Midjourney Prompt: Underwater scene capturing a bioluminescent myst predator turtle alien with a Canon EOS R5: set ISO 100-200 for clarity, wide aperture (f/2.8) to capture depth and texture, and slow shutter speed (1/60 second) to emphasize the glowing features of the creature. —chaos 50 —ar 9:16 —style raw —stylize 0 —weird 1200
#turtle #midjourney #midjourneyprompt
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Across the Ocean Floor
Beneath the waves, where silence reign—
—I walk the ocean’s shadowed floor
Where light dances in soft refrains
And ancient whispers beckon more.
Midjourney Prompt:
Underwater scene capturing a bioluminescent myst turtle and translucent woman with a Canon EOS R5: set ISO 100-200 for clarity, wide aperture (f/2.8) to capture depth and texture, and slow shutter speed (1/60 second) to emphasize the glowing features of the creature.
Parameters:
—chaos 50
—ar 9 by 16
—stylize 800
—weird 900
#turtle #promptengineering #midjourney
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Good Morning X
Good Morning X. Set a reminder for your Daily Morning Show on X.
#turtle #midjourney
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Closeup Photos of Turtles
Lights, Cameras, Turtles 🐢📷
Midjourney Prompt:
Photograph a sea turtle smiling, close-up underwater shot, using a Nikon D850 with a 105mm f/2.8 Macro lens.
Settings:
aperture f/8, shutter speed 1/200, ISO 400. Focus on sharp, detailed textures, particularly around the turtle's eyes and the glistening tear, under natural lighting conditions
Parameters
--chaos 80
--ar 9 by 16
--stylize 500
--weird 1500
On Wednesdays, We Wear Pink
On Wednesdays, Turtles wear pink. 💕 🐢
Midjourney Prompt: Photograph a turtle-human lady hybrid model dressed in pink, strutting down a fashion runway. Set your camera to a wide aperture (around f/2.8 to f/4) to focus sharply on the model while artistically blurring the background, highlighting the intricate details of her unique costume and features. Use a fast shutter speed (1/500th of a second) to capture the dynamic movement of the model without blur. Set ISO to 400 to 800 depending on the indoor lighting conditions to ensure the image is bright without introducing too much noise. Aim to shoot from a level height to capture the model’s expressions and the flow of her outfit, using a standard to telephoto lens (50-200mm) for versatility and depth. —chaos 20 —ar 9:16 —stylize 1000 —weird 3000
#turtle #meangirls #pink
Aliens are Real
Don’t say that the turtles didn’t warn you. Aliens have been here for centuries. The humans just couldn’t see them in the Mariana Trench.
#Alien #Midjourney
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Baby Sea Turtles Need the Sea
Run for the sea, tiny turtles. 🐢 🥹
Photo of a baby sea turtle on a sandy beach at night, close-up in sharp focus with the background out of focus. The turtle occupies the foreground, its shell patterned in shades of green and brown. The background features softly blurred ocean waves and distant palm trees. Captured using a Canon EOS 5D Mark IV, with a 50mm f/1.8 lens at f/2.8, ISO 100, shutter speed 1/500s, ensuring clear focus on the turtle with a creamy bokeh effect in the background. --chaos 100 --ar 9:16 --style raw --stylize 1000 --weird 1500
#turtle #midjourney #midjourneyart
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Why be a lion when you can be a turtle?
Turtles Are the King of the Jungle 🐢 👑
Midjourney Prompt: Photograph of a lion jumping over a tortoise, shot on a telephoto lens with a wide aperture (f/2.8-f/5.6), fast shutter speed (1/500th sec or faster), ISO 800-1600, continuous autofocus, continuous shooting mode, and adjust exposure compensation and white balance as needed for lighting conditions. --chaos 90 --ar 9:16 --stylize 1000 --weird 3000
#turtles #lions #promptengineering
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Shrek 2: 20th Anniversary
Shrek 2 is 20 years old. 🐢 👹
Now you feel old.
Upscaled.
Midjourney Prompt: an image of a large, green turtle with a rugged appearance, standing upright like a human. This turtle wears a medieval tunic and belt, complete with patched leather boots. His expression is friendly yet mischievous, with deep, thoughtful eyes. Set in a lush, magical forest backdrop, the scene includes a quaint wooden hut and colorful, oversized mushrooms. The atmosphere is enchanting and light-hearted, evoking a sense of adventure and folklore. —chaos 50 —stylize 300 —weird 900
#turtle #shrek #promptengineering
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Turtles and Co
Midjourney Base Prompt: an anthropomorphic turtle dressed as a fashion designer. This turtle stands proudly in a sunlit, artistically cluttered workshop. The turtle, sporting a sharp tweed blazer and spectacles, is showcasing a new hat design. The hat itself is elegant and modern, made of soft, textured fabric in earthy tones. Prominently featured on the hat is a stylish, minimalist logo of a rabbit, cleverly integrated into the design. The background is filled with sketches of various hat designs and fabric samples strewn about, hinting at a creative process in motion. Capture the turtle's expression of pride and satisfaction in this charming setting. --chaos 100 --ar 9:16 --stylize 300 --weird 900
#turtles #aiart
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Can Turtles Fly?
If you're a pilot, please don't fly too high on 4/20.
If you're a turtle, soar towards the heavens.
Midjourney Base Prompt: a flock of turtles flying through the air in the shape of the letter "X", photograph shot on a Nikon Coolpix B700, high resolution, high detail, long distance zoom, 4k --chaos 90 --ar 9:16 --stylize 1000 --weird 3000
Designed by the Turtles. 🙏
#turtles #nikon #midjourney
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Are the scales of justice even?
Is Justice ever truly blind?
The truth is it never is.
Midjourney Prompt: a majestic depiction of the Scales of Justice, traditionally symbolic in representing fairness and equality. Instead of the conventional pans, use detailed turtle shells, showcasing their intricate patterns and unique textures. The scales are held aloft by an ornate bronze stand with a weathered patina, adding a touch of antiquity and wisdom to the scene. The background is a soft, blurred courthouse setting, enhancing the focus on the scales with its ethereal glow. Emphasize the contrast between the ancient look of the turtle shells and the timeless symbol of justice. --chaos 40 --ar 9:16 --stylize 400 --weird 1200
#statue #midjourney #midjourneyart #generativeai
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Turtle in Paris
Blazing Paris 🐢 🔥
Midjourney Prompt: a black and white photograph featuring an anthropomorphic turtle dressed in vintage attire, sitting leisurely at a small café table. The turtle, possessing a sophisticated air, is smoking a blunt held elegantly in one hand. Around him, the ambiance of an early 20th-century Parisian café is captured, complete with cobblestone background, a nearby street lamp, and a faintly visible Eiffel Tower in the distance. The turtle's attire includes a tweed vest, a bow tie, and round spectacles, enhancing his intellectual look. --chaos 40 --ar 9:16 --stylize 400
#paris #turtle
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Turtle Treading
Turtles tread timidly, trailing through the tranquil tide. 🐢
Misha in Midjourney
Prompt: abstract painting of a fantastical turtle, infused with vibrant colors and dreamlike elements. The turtle should have an ornate shell patterned with swirling designs, resembling a cosmic map. Include mystical symbols and glowing elements to enhance its magical aura. The background should be a surreal landscape, blending water and sky with floating islands and ethereal clouds. Use vivid colors like turquoise, violet, and gold to give the painting a mesmerizing, otherworldly feel. --chaos 100 --ar 9:16 --style raw --stylize 1000 --weird 3000
#turtle #turtles #turtleshorts #turtleart #turtlesquad🐢 #turtlelover #turtlepower #midjourney #prompt #prompts #abstract #abstractart
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Master Plan Turtle
Turtles will rise. Man will fall.
#worldbuilding #midjourney #turtle #turtles #turtlegram
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