mayowayo

Woke up and the computer say Floyd said “Fuck TI, fuck Nelly, fuck 50” I’m like “what’d he say fuck me for?” Nelly fucked your first baby mama Melissa, then took your fucking fiancé. Say fuck that n***a! This is a special ASL/ELS challenge for you Floyd. if you could read 1 full page of a Harry Potter book, n***a, I’ll give 750 thousand to any charitable organization you want to. Fuck the bucket of ice man. Just got a phone call from my man Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy said that Floyd excepts the challenge, and he’ll put it on the actual show. So you could read it on the show. We don’t wanna put pressure on you. We know you can’t pronounce those words in the Harry Potter book, so we’re going to let you read cat in the hat.