maikou

in English is "effective dishwashing cloth".

The jumping movement of a puppy.

What will two lions do together?

Me: Hey, look at the new student from the miscellaneous school, he's skipped several classes for sure, he must be a terrible student. Everyone returns to their seats and the teacher asks me to collect homework. Oh no, why didn't you collect his homework, he definitely didn't do it. The teacher says he will randomly call on a few students. What is the most abundant element in the human body? Who can answer? Hey, the sleeping student, stop scratching yourself, if you get it right, it's you. I've decided to send Chui Chui to the physics competition. Teacher, why don't you let this slacker sleep on stage and embarrass himself, who else is worse than him? Then you can send this slacker to make a fool of himself, and we can congratulate Chui Chui. Huh, why is he waking up? How did you wake him up? He'll start absorbing knowledge from the world like crazy. We worked so hard to seal his learning spirit. Why did the principal seal him? If he wasn't afraid of affecting you, he could finish university-level courses in ten minutes. The dean, the cafeteria lady, and the gym teacher could all testify. Hey, that's my id talking.

Well, that guy who always occupies the first place in class has been defeated. He destroyed your homework and asked you to submit it, but you couldn't find it. So he said he usually writes 100 answers for each question and told you to pick any book. Let's continue with the class. Unexpectedly, he couldn't hold on and prepared to make a fool of himself. The teacher was playing with his phone in class and the ringtone was the periodic table of elements. What a student who loves learning! There are three minutes left to collect the papers, and I have always been the second-best student. This time, I watched Ultraman, and now I'm in the first place. Oh, how is it possible? Why did I get such a result even though I picked all the wrong answers? He was first again and complained that there weren't enough awards at home, even though he had to sleep standing up to make room for his mother. Can you translate this into English?

What are you doing? I'm a trusted employee. Hold him down. The boss said that employees are not allowed to find the "Inner Circle" and will face the harshest punishment. Why is the punishment 10,000 yuan? It's enough to make your wallet burst. There's something wrong with this company. Oh no, where is the company restroom? Hey guys, I'll take you there during work hours so you don't leave a bad impression on your colleagues. The boss has designed 108 different private suites for employees to use the restroom and take a break from work. Which one do you want? How about the e-sports suite? Young man, you have a future in this field. Let's go. Wait, forget it. Let's play games. It's unthinkable to use the restroom without playing games. This is an intelligent restroom passcode. You have to start the game to get in. Okay, we're in. Brother, I got a 5-star SR card. This game always gives good results. Hmm, let's go bankrupt. The free game is in the bottom left corner. Go online and receive 1,200 rewards and a guaranteed 5-star card. The link is in the bottom left corner of this video. Don't worry, after redeeming the gift code from the bottom left corner of the game, you can download it and participate in the promotion to get an iPhone 14. Hey, hurry up. Oh, new employees are having lunch. Wow, the boss hired Michelin-star chefs. What do you want to eat? Just order whatever you like. This company is amazing. Let me draw a prize. Wow, there are so many benefits. The game in the bottom left corner even delivered silk. It's nothing. The game in the bottom left corner has activities. As long as everyone downloads it, they can participate in the promotion. The company said that everyone who participates will receive a gold medal for contributing to the company's cohesion. After lunch, you can choose to take a nap in the sleep pod, which not only quickly restores energy but also prolongs your life and improves your work motivation. It's time to get back to work. This is the company culture. The faster you leave work, the higher the bonus. Are you leaving? The company treats you so well. Stay and burn the midnight oil at level 4. Give everything to the company. You're willing to work overtime voluntarily? The boss has set the overtime pay to be 10,000 times the normal rate. Calculate how much time you've worked and how much you'll earn. Hmm, my son is back. How was your first day at work? Well, you might not believe it, but I retired.

Um, no way, no way, I'm not capable, I don't even have the courage, right? Um, I want to become stronger, but I don't have any money. Um, but folks, can you lend me some money? Um, okay, Dad, don't be shy, and forget about Old Wang and Old Li. Do you have a way out? Boss, can you advance our salary? The company has no money, or maybe we can work more and earn more, but it will all be for you. How about it, guys, can we do it? Um, it's really not going to work, let's forget about it. I still have a way out. You're really great, I'm going to get rich. Can I use my own methods to do it? Our family was tricked by him, it seems like it's all my fault for causing our family to fall into trouble. Are you crazy? Isn't this your favorite game? Instead of being addicted to the virtual world, why not live a real life? Hey, tomorrow I'll go to the city to find a job and let you live a better life. The child is sensible now, isn't that great? That's the richest player with ten billion assets, and I'll spare no effort to help you. I'm going to sell my account, and once I sell it for ten billion, I'll be rich. Is this for real? I've charged ten billion already, hey, don't leave just yet, let's have some more fun."