Shut the F@#k up, I'm driving: Episode 7- Nasty's Samsung notes Vol. 1
The crew talk about our time at the Sonic Temple music festival as well as men's mental heath month, and nasty reveals his Samsung notes and the craziness that is held within those pages!
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Shut the F@#k up, I'm Driving: Episode 6 - No Fs to give.
Hello Folks we started our first tier list this episode. First, we went with the most traumatic movie experiences we had as children. Which quickly turned into the scariest movies that range from famous cult classics to timeless pieces like Halloween. Share your opinions with us and tell us if we missed something! Let us know what you think of our views.
- Nasty feared creature feature films like Critters, Puppet Master, and Killer Clowns from outer space. all from the late '80s
- Kramer was terrified of Halloween and Candyman and THe Puppet Master movies.
- Bonita was terrified of Candyman the Original "It" and My Girl/Stand by Me, we gave her flak for thinking these are scary but she made the point they were traumatic for her to watch as a child. We all remember My Girl when the little boy dies from the bees and Stand by Me where the boys find the dead body. Perhaps Bonita is correct in saying these are qualified as Horror movies.
- Nick was terrified by Candyman, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Nightmare on Elm Street
- We all collectively decided the most scary and traumatic movie for a child to watch is Candyman. What do you think? Have you seen the original Candyman? How old were you?
*Neat facts we learned during this episode that might interest our viewers!
- There are 14 Halloween movies here they are in Chronological order https://www.pocket-lint.com/tv/news/154358-best-halloween-movies-order-chronological-timeline-michael-myers-franchise/
- Rose Red isn't a movie but it's worth watching like one. Especially in this day in age where we love to binge-watch. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_Red_(miniseries)
- Puppet Master has about 15 different adaptations
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Shut the F@#k up, I'm driving: Episode 5- Clown Balloon Water Game Enema
We are still working to bring you some fun and engaging content. This is still a work in progress. Appreciate any support and or feedback. Following are bullet points for what we talked about in this episode.
- Happy Mothers Day edition we hope everyone had a good weekend
- No one wants to talk about a topic we all had busy weeks Kramer went to the hospital Nasty and Bonita worked on getting their backyard ready for summer and Nick worked a lot.
- Kramer brought up strange dreams so we make a rabbit hole journey into strange dreams that we have
- We talk about water slides and our fears of them, Bonita actually got stuck in one
- We created our own Redneck Waterslide and it was terrifying
- How badly do we suck at driving and how many times have we been in accidents or pulled over and how to get out of the ticket, crying does help
- Kramer got a super soaker enema it was like the "clown balloon game in my butthole" he said
- Nasty and his highway lady "She was like my Christy Brinkley" Nick's experience with sex workers in Spain, they wash you and themselves giggity
- Nick's trip to Eygpt where he got to see the Pyramids
- We all agree Nukes will lead to nothing short of the end of the Human Race so why can't we agree to abolish them? Current Nukes dwarf the original Atom Bombs... even if we used them as a Global Defense they would still destroy us, why do they even exist??
- Elon Musk a secret government agent...
- Don't jump into a Volcano... THE END!
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Shut the F@#k up, I'm driving: Episode 4- Spaghettification, the True Botulism.
WE are really working to produce great content and keep you engaged. Here are some of the things we discuss in our podcast!
Nasty and Bonita share their downtown Cincinnati Reds baseball game experience (baseball isn’t boring just the players are it seems most of them don’t have fun playing)
Nasty tried a handlebar mustache in public (tips to keep it formed)
Saw a live band and ate some Hooters, Hooters girls new shorts are thongs (argue)
Hooters next to a bar where a rave was happening. The girls at the rave were wearing assless chaps. We saw so much ass, lol.
This is why we don’t hang out Johnny, you gotta learn to be the bigger man!
Time is Kramer’s topic this week, let's open the can of worms!! Funny we talked about Time Bandits last week. Full circle! Are we all on the back of a Turtle?
***Watch the Time Bandits from 1981 underrated movie. Monty Python fan? You’ll love this film! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vioocIR0gHQ
This week we recommend watching Interstellar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LqzF5WauAw
Question everything! Propaganda rules the masses! Lies upon lies upon lies! Are we living in a Global Truman Show?
Spoiler alert for the movie SMILE (it was ok) the new Super Mario movie was surprisingly good. Makes you wanna play some Super Mario Bros.
Insurance is a scam. Nick goes down a rabbit hole. It’s all about the money. Brush your teeth people!
Is Public Health insurance the answer to all the greed? Canadians for example have the option to get Public health insurance or private. Should we not have the option??
Make friends with a Dentist! Teeth are rich man's bones.
Why do they always send the poor? Enlistment age tappers for a reason. Inhabited was the word Nasty wanted.
Sweden loves paying taxes, Americans think its a scam and we don’t even pay more than 8% compared to Sweden at 30%
The contents in blood tubes are found in our food! These preservatives EDTA and Sodium Citrate are used in Phlebotomy and also used to keep our food colors and flavors. You can buy it on Amazon in bulk!
See you next Tuesday Champ! Creative ways to say F$%K off to someone. Fornicate thyself is the favorite. Be disgustingly nice.
Why we dropped the Atomic Bomb on Japan. Most of us have no idea that Japan was prepared to fight to the very last man, woman and child. Would Americans train their children to kamikaze?
We still give out Purple hearts that were manufactured for the Ground war with Japan.
Did you learn about WW2 in school? What do you remember?
The ones that do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it. Learn your history!
History Channel and SCIFI is owned by GE 😮 the first company to do business with Aliens controlling the narrative are they?
Nasty and Bonita gave themselves food poisoning by drinking V8 juice. True Botulism!
Drinking stories Kramer rode a child's bike home drunk luckily he didn't get caught. The night before he got married. Funny story. Then there is the story of Kramer losing his Shoe in a cornfield (chew in a spornfield as he says)
Nasty's purple drink night. Some good guys saved my life.
***Denotes last week topic
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Shut the F@#k up, I'm driving Episode 3: Thats wholesome as F@#k
I apologize to everyone for the audio quality! WE are really working to produce great content and keep you engaged. Please bear with us while we work out all the annoying bugs. I promise you it will be worth the wait. Here are some of the things we discuss in our podcast!
Nasty goes down a rabbit hole with Robin Hood (bet you didn’t know there are 11 adaptations of this classic from 1922-2018) Which is your favorite?
Fruit Roll Ups aren’t just for children!! Adults decided to turn it into something else completely!
Nick quotes Star Wars incorrectly - makes me sick… please pressure this man to watch Star Wars he won’t listen to me! (uncultured swine)
Nasty did call Kramer - Twisted his Xbox name lol - Karma choked him for arguing lol.
Watch the Time Bandits from 1981 underrated movie. Monty Python fan? You’ll love this film! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vioocIR0gHQ
Timmy Penguin stops by!
Bonita asks us what is your most recent favorite purchase you got online?
Nasty and Bonita show you how to fit stuff in your car you probably shouldn’t https://www.reddit.com/r/stfuimdriving/comments/134w5vk/new_pool_haul/
Kramer’s George Strait experience (hates country) He makes grown men cry…
Jerry Springer R.I.P
Kramer tries Cottage Cheese Ice Cream with the whole family!
Bonita planted 96 different seeds (green thumb hippy)
Top searches in 2023 are all retail stores??? Most searched website is the Humane Society (That is Wholesome as F@#K) https://www.semrush.com/blog/top-trending-topics/
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Shut the F@#k up episode 2 - Welcome to the multibread!
ln this episode we talk about Nastys inability to pick up even an AI girlfriend, some serious discussion about taking ones own life and what we do to cope with stressful times. Please check the comments for some resources for help as well.
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Shut the f@#k up, Im driving episode 1
This is the very first episode of Shut the F@#k up, I'm driving! A little more serious than I expected but still a lot of fun
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