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Lyrics: TRUMP: To be honest Joe, I didn’t think you’d show. It makes me happy though, Mr. Sleepy and slow Because we both know you’re out of your league When this is over, you’ll know the meaning of fatigue. I’m Donald Trump, I think Joe just farted He lost this debate, before it even started. 5 decades in office and what have you done? Let’s go through it, shall we? One by one. Let’s start with the 94 crime bill When you locked up black folks while you sat up on the hill Next up, Plagiarism… Dropped out in 88 Love your speeches and the bloopers they create You’re the reason banks are too big to fail I bet by now, you’re wishing you could bail. Don’t worry Joe, you’ll get a chance to speak But before you do, let me give you this critique You voted for the war in Iraq, The American people called and they want their money back. Now as Pelosi would say, I’ve got arrows in my quiver, It's your turn now, let's watch him paddle up river. BIDEN: All I have to say is poor kids are just as talented as white kids. And we choose truth over facts. I chose Kamala, to pander to the blacks How dare you ask me if I've taken a test I take them all the time, no I don’t, I need to rest… Before I take my nap, any girls in the crowd wanna sit on my lap? C’mon man, I’m serious, If I’m up here much longer, I’ll become delirious Where’s Obama when I need him, If Hunter goes to Jail Trump, you promise to free him? Why am I here? I know I can’t compete Spying on Trump was supposed to be discreet. If I was Trump, I would FILL THAT SEAT! TRUMP: Thank you Joe, I’m happy you agree, AND I’ll build the wall from sea to shining sea. I’m worth Billions and didn’t need to run, But draining the swamp sounded like such fun. I’m your president Joe, the people spoke at the booth, But the Fake News reports so you don’t know the Truth. So I’m taking this time to lay it all out, Let me tell you what I’m all about…. I’m not a polititian, so they can’t control me, They didn’t think I’d win and they tried to dethrone me. Lowest Unemployment and you want me to leave? You can’t deny it Joe, I overachieved. People say I’m racist, show me the proof, I did prison reform, so let’s raise the roof. I made promises and kept em’ Share your list of judges Joe, the people won’t Accept-em Middle East Peace, I’m gettin it done You can’t stop me, I’m like the rise of the Sun. Nobel Peace Prize, and not one but two More peace deals coming, Joe, What are you gonna do? Joe: I’m gonna…. TRUMP: Wait, I’m on a roll. You think this debate was bad, The next will take its toll. Let’s do a live Poll, so we can all go, Clap and cheer if you’re voting for Joe….. Now cheer if you’re voting for Trump… The people have spoken and it looks like I’m hired I have one last thing to say Joe, You’re Fired!!