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Working on Material for my Upcoming Standup Special

A late night discussion of the Lemuric Zoological Hierarchy. When is it a Vutcow, a Pequop or a Weather Balloon? Listen to this crash course and find out!

(2024) The Triumphant return for The Lemur Crew's Retirement Salvo begins with one last trip to Monte Ne and a Curse of Extraordinary Magnitude! NOTATIONS THAT WEREN'T IN THE CREDITS (probably necessitating yet another edition of this show): Special Thanks to King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard for the wonderful gift to the Public Domain that is their song, Crumbling Castle, used here. The end theme. as ever, is by Herschel's Radiator Shop, and composed by Andrew "Panda" Lucariello.

More old jokes for your dining and dancing enjoyment

Reading poetry..."Gom", "When I Veer recklessly off the Road...' and portions of "The Gentrification Cycle". The reading of "Gom" was taken off an iffy revision----sorry it sucks----might redo it later.

Funny story from my misspent youth. Apologies to Dan Hickey.

A lil' update on recent activities related to "The Abbey of the Lemur" and writing related stuff. LINKS: Buy "A Series of Scattered Diagnoses" https://www.amazon.com/SCATTERED-DIAG... Read "Bottle Brigade" https://alienbuddhapress.wordpress.co... Read "Memo from Turner" and "Turner's Gone Mad" http://www.athinsliceofanxiety.com/20...

An old story I uncovered....published....somewhere back in the early/mid 90s.

Santa Lemur's been plugging away in his workshop----kinda rough, only-a-test material, but enjoy!

(1999) from our episode, "Fukkin'-A"---Panda roves around Fayetteville during a blizzard.....a jolly holiday jaunt!

Chuck has a mishap! The Devil Goats may be involved....

(2005) Trixie rocks out HARD. From our episode, "One Sexy Grenade"

(2006) a serviceable brisket and cute pix

(2011) This moody montage, this Dark Scopitone, fashioned by Mondo Heather for our episode, "Sanctum Vulgaris"

(2002) Uncle Meat's Melancholy Blooze Plus Tax whilst Kaiser looks on in horror

Beloved TV personality Vercingetorix Jones channels....something or other.

From 1999's "Fukkin' A"---spme people would rather not know how the Snausage is made.

Music video for Mike McAdam's "There is No Exit", used in 2005 TAOTL episode "Every Man his own Football". Shot by C.F. Roberts in Biloxi, MO several years before Katrina wiped out the strip...edited on the much maligned Screenplay system.

From 2000, more relevant than Ever!!!!!

(2000) Comedic Rant from "The Abbey of the Lemur" episode, "Jeffrey Dahmer Started out this Way (Thus Spake Zarathustra)"

(2000) Some of the humor may not have aged well.

(2005) Arcane Lemuric Ritual to provide safety and security in a new home. From 2005's "Lather Up your Apparatus and Scream"

Officially announcing the end of "The Abbey of the Lemur" and what it will morph into next year. Do I look too happy about this? Listen, kids, I need you to realize this: Nothing truly good ever ends---it just gets a new haircut! Plus, my new book is coming out next week--you need to buy it!!!!!!

Just wanted to come and whisper to you all in the night

From Community Access Television's 2004 Fundrasiser: The Abbey of the Lemur sat in and lent their talents to the proceedings for a part of the night. This is the entire appearance, seen for the first time since the Telethon aired. Panda, Chuck, Shannon and Liz eat tacos, do routines, flex some poetic muscle, try to hawk swords and read from the Lemuric Lexicon. ENJOY!!!!