brettforte

Well, this guy says it looks like the end of the world, and he might be right! Crazy!

This is what happens if you try to just walk into the Apple Store without a "shopping appointment". I watch a guy get turned away and all he wanted was a charger. In my other video I wear an Apple shirt from the thrift store and infiltrate the "Genius Bar". https://youtu.be/VI8xC1dDtm8

Here at the DANGER ROOM, a blind man checks your papers, contact tracing is required (women only) and you are physically weighed-in at the door. It is scientifically proven that BMI is the greatest indicator of overall health and The Scale of Justice does not lie. Here is a brief glimpse of how people reacted to said mandates. Next show is Saturday, January 1st at the Comedy Cave in Calgary.