UsagiAkimbo

Ya, I'm late. And I'm sorry. Hay, HAy, HAY, hay...I'm Sorry

Night City is said to have a Thousand Faces, and each one of them is an ugly, grotesque, mockery of Life itself. And, each of them has a story to tell. Not that I care - because I hate this Trash Town - but it could be worth a few Eddies.

Women are 51.7% of the population. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life. Yah gotta admit, the grasshopper had a point.

The .50 GS, a solid pistol platform with excellent upward potential. Let's get two of them.

We're on our way, but now the cold itself - our most hated and bitter enemy - is upon us. Welcome to the next deadly obstacle to our escape: The Ice Fields of Callisto

I like shooting people in the face. You like it when I shoot people in the face. We're perfect for each other.

Akimbo Guns is our destiny and our birthright! It's will be ours!

It's always better, down where it's wetter, take it from me...HAY! wait a minute!

I'm getting the hell off this cold, dead rock no matter how many Faces I have to smash. I'ts Blood for the Blood God and Skulls for The Skull Throne!

Come with me, and you'll see, a world of pure imagination...wait, that sounds familiar

Saul - Leader of the Aldacaldo Nomads - has been kidnapped by the Raffin Shiv. Good thing I have no respect for their wasted, broken lives. Cause' this... is gonna get MESSY!

The time to fight the Cis-Normative White-Hetro Patriarchy head on is NOW! It's Competitive-Play-All-Day in tonight's "Saturday Night Shootout"!

Now is the winter of our discontent. UNTIL WE GET AKIMBO GUNS THAT IS! You knew it had to happen, so now it the time: The Quest for Akimbo Guns

We have no real knowledge of where anything is in the world of Algo. But i have this mountain, and i don't really know where to go so...

It's all out WAR(!) as we fight our way in to ranked competition. Climb this mountain together with me on our Holiday Edition: The Quest for Legitimacy

Marry Christmas, One and All! I give you the gift of the hot lead, TO THE FACE!

The pluralizing "s" indicates it's a sequel.

We have a location. We have supplies. We have the Levels necessary to survive. It's Time to claim our prize from the bowels of the Biosystems Lab. It's time to get this party started: It's The Biosystems Lab Boogie!

Come and listen to some Deep Lore from the Cyberpunk Universe, as poorly remembered by an elderly super fan and GM. Don't quote me on any of this.

There is only ONE Law! The Law of the Battlefield: Rek, or be Rekt!

The Funeral Procession has started; We have an advantage in Timing, Tactics, and Location; The winds of fortune are blowing our way; Now is the test of pour resolve, Now is the ASSAULT!

Yesterday was a traumatic disaster. Let's see what's in store for today.

What the actual F@$%! Even Zelda had a map!