#challenge #biden #twump #trump #avanisparkedoutsidemyhouse
You are in the secret service protecting America’s most important assets. You are a bad ass with some sort of special forces background and lots of expensive training. One day you walk into whatever the office is called where the vice president works. Kamala invites you in so that you may pull your shift of protecting her against any potential Isl*mic att#ck. You walk in to find the usual scene. Kamala is holding the P$#sy Blaster 4.0 with both of her strong hands and is going to absolute town on herself. The slippery wet suction sounds mixed with the pulsating vibrations fill the room and make you wince. You breath in and turn your back away from the scene to watch the door for potential extremists. You are an American hero.
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Israeli troops are good people and deserve to be loved.
I went to the local hip coffee shop the other day, and there was a guy with curly hair in there pitching his latest script to someone on the phone. The potential arthouse film was about a normal type family who went to church and school and the neighborhood liked and respected them. The twist was that they were actually evil sick freaks who m*rd@red for blood lust and did nasty things to wom*n. The curly writer guy was arguing with the person on the phone about how there weren’t enough people of color in it. The curly guy said that’s a casting problem not his. It seems like they agreed to make the hero cop who k*#ls the entire family in the climax to be a big giant bl*ck dude. The writer then said his goodbyes and put down the phone. He seemed pretty happy.
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Stop hacking my account Putin! My friends at the FBI will hear about this.
Imagine, for a second, that you are an Ukrainian resistance fighter and you’ve just hit the jackpot, the big Kahoona. You just got your hands on the latest Russian K@ll#r 9000, the peak of American military technology. It cost nearly a billion dollars to make and produce in America from parts sourced from Chinese bug factories who spit them out for pennies on the yen, or Chinese bucks, or whatever they use, and then they jack up the price. Anyways you got this nasty piece of hardware and you start using it. You use it on every enemy combatant you see turning them into pink mist on command. It’s so good at its job that you turn the tide of the war and march on the Kremlin itself. Now with the war over and Putin made a FOOL you finally have time to sit and relax. What now?
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You are a woman volunteering at the election polls. I approach you
You are a very intellectual woman. You are up to date on the latest news and goings on of the wide world. Your opinions and arguments are sound. Not only are they sound, but they are also morally correct. You know this because whenever you lay down your argument about political ideas people always agree with you. You are very lonely sometimes, but at least you have your wits. #trump #twump #kamalaharris
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#dating #trending #datingadvice #guys #ladies #meetingwomenbehindarbies
I am a cool guy who will help you meet women. These videos are geared towards young Indian men who want to get out there and strut their stuff. The cultural shock of talking to American women can seem daunting but I assure you it’s not really that hard if you know how to trick them. Enjoy the vids my dudes and remember to swag up!
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