The Grogu SUCKS "Can't Wipe His Bum" Song (Featuring Baby Yoda)
Top 10 Reasons Grogu Sucks:
1. Frog-Eating
2. Stealing the Gear Knob
3. Piloting the Razor Crest
4. Force strangling Cara Dune
5. Biting a Stormtrooper
6. Awakening the Ice Spiders
7. Eating the Eggs
8. Bad Thoughts
9. Stormtrooper Rage
10. Stealing the Macarons
Grogu may or may not be a good idea.
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The Monkeypox Song "Only Two People" (Featuring Ohio)
The Cuyahoga County (Ohio) Board of Health on Thursday issued a warning of a regional outbreak of mpox, formerly known as monkeypox.
The county has confirmed nine documented mpox cases since February. Six of those cases were documented by the county and three were reported by the Cleveland Department of Public Health. People with confirmed cases range in age from 17 to 44, CCBH said in a media release issued Thursday.
“I think people have been a little less careful lately. Unfortunately, it's that way with a lot of diseases. They don't quite go away, so you have to remain vigilant," said Joyce Van Meter of CCBH.
According to the Health Protection Surveillance Center, an outbreak of infection or foodborne illness may be defined "as two or more linked cases of the same illness or the situation where the observed number of cases."
Monkeypox may or may not be a good idea.
The White Alien Complete Song Playlist:
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The Free Real Estate Song (Featuring Ben Grieco)
Shout out to Ben, the ONLY realtor you can actually trust in SW Florida.
Check out Ben's channel here:
https://www.youtube.com/@bensellin
Also, props to Tim Heidecker, the legend.
Free real estate may or may not be a good idea.
The White Alien Complete Song Playlist:
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The Bird Flu in Milk Song "Drink it Up"
According to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, traces of the bird flu virus, which has affected dairy cows, were found in samples of pasteurized milk.
However, the FDA emphasized that these remnants do not pose a risk to consumers. The agency assured that they are actively investigating the matter. They stated, "As of now, we have not observed anything that would alter our belief that the commercial milk supply remains safe."
This announcement follows the discovery of avian influenza in dairy cows across eight states, nearly a month ago, which has impacted 33 herds according to the Agriculture Department (USDA).
The FDA did not disclose the number or origins of the samples tested but mentioned that they have been assessing milk from processing facilities and grocery stores. Further test results are anticipated in the coming days to weeks.
The FDA may or may not be a good idea.
The White Alien Complete Song Playlist:
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The Banning TikTok Song
The U.S. House of Representatives voted 360 to 58 on the updated divest-or-ban bill that could lead to the government shutting down an entire social media platform for the very first time.
This may or may not be a good idea.
The White Alien Complete Song Playlist:
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"It's Justin" (The Earth Day Song)
Justin has been ranked as the largest emitter of air-travel carbon in the G7, according to Pack and Send's 2022 ranking.
Justin Trudeau takes dozens of private jet trips a month, often short hops to avoid traffic.
Justin's family accumulated their fortune by building gas stations.
It's Justin.
The White Alien Complete Song Playlist:
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The Hush Money Trial Song (Featuring Donald Trump)
The trial of former President Donald Trump is enveloped in controversy due to its unprecedented nature and the deeply polarized political landscape in the United States.
Trump faces impeachment charges for his role in the January 6th Capitol insurrection, where a mob of his supporters stormed the Capitol building.
Critics argue that Trump's rhetoric and actions directly incited the violence, while supporters maintain that his speech was protected by the First Amendment and that the trial is politically motivated.
But, seriously, could Stormy really have swayed the election?
Trial may or may not be a good idea.
The White Alien Complete Song Playlist:
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Zelensky's Whore (What's $95 Billion More?) Song
The U.S. House of Representatives on Saturday, April 20th, 2024 passed a $95 billion dollar legislative support package for Ukraine.
This may or may not be a good idea.
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