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So you want to know about me me huh? Where do I start...maybe I'll begin with when I left then womb and was awarded best mustache of all time right there and then? Or maybe when I was approached by a multimillion dollar battery conglomerate at the tender age of 33 and told them I was giving big battery a shake up once and for all. And before I continue I'll answer your question now, yes my biceps are real. We here on this channel change the #WINNING status quo, the uncommitted clutch their pearls in fear while us here bask in the glory of The Winners Instruction Manual.

My level of expertise resides in playing the kart racing genre at the professional level, and #dominating the Battle Royale community in my spare time. Sometimes youll even watch me crush people at Crash Team Racing/MarioTennis&Party and various other switch games while during the moments where I'm changing from my glasses back to my sunglasses.

We #ACCEPT all challengers here, step up, #NEVER shut up, show your ego while youre here...remember...youre in the Winner's Circle baby!