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Did you survive the holiday weekend with all digits still intact?

It's 4th of July Eve and all through the house, not a creature was stirring for fear of getting shot with a Roman Candle...

Now we can officially kick of Independence Month and White Boy Summer!

And that just happened...for the whole world to see. Yeah, we're definitely a laughing stock of a nation...

Donald Trump v. Joe Biden Pt. 2 Tonight we officially kick off election season with the first Presidential Debate of 2024!

Seems like a lot of things are starting to line up with similar patterns from 4 years ago...

You know what I'm sayin'

A tropical heat wave. 79 degrees, we might all die!

Getting to the bottom of all the hardest questions today

When is 9 better than 13? Well, it’s impressive to win 13 states on Super Tuesday running unopposed, but it’s even more impressive when all 9 Supreme Court Justices rule in your favor.

How else are you going to get fun, exotic animals in to foreign countries where they don't have them?

And other irrational things women get mad at their husbands over

Panera decided to make a “charged” lemonade that’s basically what happens if Red Bull and Monster made a baby then put it on anabolic steroids. Let’s try one!

Or meth, or whatever it was that blew up that house so spectacularly

Ships are under attack in the Red Sea. But haven't we seen this one before?

We may be a few weeks early, but that's better than being late in all of our experiences. Nonetheless, here we are for a festively drunken extravaganza. Have a glass of eggnog and join us!

Welp, looks like it’s about time for humanity to come to an end. How’s your apocalypse prep coming?

Nowhere. You aren’t going anywhere. At least not with “modern” women.

Serious question, looking for serious answers. Also, if you could kill one historic figure in the crib do you know why William T. Sherman is the right answer?

Don't get the stream set up until 5 minutes before the show and everyone loses their mind

RFKJ is jacked. You're just jealous you aren't as jacked as a 70 year old.

Some of us did some drinking on Fact Check This last night. Justin's wife may not have survived. Tonight we see who else can't make the cut!

We can remain ret@rded longer than they can remain solvent

It's only fair. If Hunter can get away with THAT, then the rest of us can get away with whatever we want.

Well, not for 64% of the children. But of all the rest there’s a 70% chance!