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Everybody has a Walmart weirdo story. We're you the one at Walmart that have six dogs lick peanut butter off your toes in the Clearance section? No,... Well you could have been. Did your buddies go rascal jousting and the winner got the handicap stall? Ok, just us?? I get that. Even we were floored by some of these stories we read. Tell us about your experiences. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

With the NFL draft coming up, we decided to draft something too. Now we could have done movies, or family members. But no. No, we drafted something even better. Something with fell from the heavens and into the mouth of the gods. Then chewed up from them and given to us. The "sweet" relief of life, the "bar" none undisputed champ of mouth feel, the "nougat" of gold in everyone (except diabetics) lives. Candy. Chocolate, fruity, sour, crunchy, doesn't matter it's all on the board today. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Everybody loves rating people. Everybody loves saying what turns them on. Everybody loves telling others their icks. So, we've decided to play "She's a 10, but...". Everybody likes what they like, and this is ours. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Great changes mean great observations are needed. So as CJ says, make sure you know what you're putting in your body. If you like sugar in your holes, be careful and use moderation. If you like carbohydrates in your holes, be careful and use moderation. If you like plastic or rubber in your holes, be careful and use lube. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

In a world of uncertainty, there's two men that stand in the way of boring brain waves. Two guys that push the line between high and shower thought. This week join us for another fun adventure of Drew's Braingasm and Would You Rathers. *brain waves sometimes included. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

The game is simple. Guess what the average household item is and it's intended use. The modifiers are the hard part. Half of these items CJ will be blindfolded for. The other half are so obscure that they need no shroud. 3 lifelines are available. For each item he gets right, he gets a Nerf dart. For each dart acquired, he has to shoot and knock down a can. IF he succeeds, he gets his beloved gummy prizes, should he fail... dry saltine cracker challenge it is. All this and more of The Lunch Table Podcast. Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzbsFoHoNdHgfjPGi3PwsbA Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/TheLunchTablePBJ/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thelunchtablepbj/ Tik Tok - http://tiktok.com/@thelunchtablepbj Patreon - http://patreon.com/thelunchtablepbj

With the recent government talks of shutting down Tik Tok, we had to move quick (except Drew, he moved at a quicker pace, but he tried his best). We've saved some banger videos so that we could share them with the most important people we know... you! Join us this week, and hopefully not for the last time as we watch some fun content and poke fun at their internet humiliation. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

We're back again with the News Room Num Nums. Bringing you the best stories both local and afar. This week's stories include a candy coated nightmare, a flaming bag of vehicular destruction, a city wide vape cloud, and some crappy dog doodoo. Also including visits from the ever popular Francis Von Dix with Sports and George Porridge with Weather. All this and more on The Newsroom Num Nums (a subsidiary of The Lunch Table Podcast).

What do you get when you go to the movies? Popcorn? Milk Duds? Medium Coke? Yeah, yeah, us too. However the greatest movies deserve the worst accompaniments. Join us as we test some popular movie knowledge ratings and drink some nasty liquids. Also, with a touch of physicality. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

"If we were meant to stay in one place, we'd have roots instead of feet." Moving sucks. It really does. All the things you've accumulated over the years falls into one of three piles. First - Important (Keep). Second - give or throw away (really makes you look at what you have). Third - Stuff it in a box until the next move. Join us as we go through some stories about moving. And remember, whichever pile all of your other things in life land, keep The Lunch Table in that first pile. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast. Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzbsFoHoNdHgfjPGi3PwsbA Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/TheLunchTablePBJ/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thelunchtablepbj/ Tik Tok - http://tiktok.com/@thelunchtablepbj Patreon - http://patreon.com/thelunchtablepbj

With the new version of the Avatar the Last Air Bender show coming out, we wanted to drop our theories. Our thoughts, our ideas, and our crazy left brain connections fuel this episode. What other elements could be bent? What would some of the crap jobs be in that universe? And how do their powers actually work? Join us as we go through some of the fun stuff in our life and culminate in a safety blanket of Avatar (not the blue aliens, the other ones). All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

After all of the Super Bowl hullabaloo, Valentine's Day, and Middle East drone attacks, we just wanted to relax and give our opinions. Well... not necessarily about any of those topics, but ones that truly matter. So today we are taking to TierMaker.com and ranking some things that many treasure in life with ridiculous criteria. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Take a trip with us back to 2008. The Beijing Olympics, GTA 4, a still mildly attractive Brittney Spears, Pirates vs. Ninjas, having a poke war on Facebook, and the cool kids looking up gross stuff on Urban Dictionary to seem cool. Wow! Join us as we filter all the good stuff on Urban Dictionary and give it right back to you with little to no filter.... and you thought you had forgotten about these things. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

USA! USA! USA! All of the greatest things in life come from the US. Chinese food, Mexican food, pizza... we could go on, but you get the point. But what else is there? We took to the internet to see if we could guess what items are American. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Stereotypes can be a good thing, and they can be a bad thing. It's all about how they roll off the tongue. This week we deep dive (in a safe space) into seeing how close we are to guessing stereotypes. What better people to guess and learn about than the people who's life is out in the open for fame. Yup! Actors, politicians, athletes, and general famous people. Joins us as CJ really says what's on his mind and what the truth actually is. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Everybody needs a little spice of life from time to time. However there are people in this world that need to punish themselves to feel something. Whether you self-medicate, or partake in BDSM, or even torture your mouth with hot sauce. This week we are partaking in the latter. Hot Sauce. The devil's spooge on your food. Do you think we'll be able to handle it? All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

When you do something great, you wonder if there are ways that it could have been better. Well, a lucky fan took it upon herself to do just that. Our wonderful guest Sharon Bubbles, took a vacation, and flew out to us, specifically to shoot another episode. She brings her A game, and the boys bring probably a solid B+ average. Join us this week for some fun "Would You Rather" and braingasm questions. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Over Christmas break, emotions go crazy. A sense of pride, and sense of joy, and a sense of my present is better than Bobby's... and Aunt Jean has the money she could have spent more on me. Well, Donnie got 10 presents and I only got 9. One was an iPad, but so what. Christmas time used to be fun, and demented. Like the movie Home Alone. We watched it this holiday season and thought "ow" and "glad that's not me" and lastly "I bet I could do that better than Kevin". So we put our mouth to the test and are gonna rate and improve some of Kevin's traps. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

New year, new you. New new year's resolution that we'll give up on pretty soon. Just like last year, we're going to take a nostalgic trip through the last year. the highs, the lows, and the poop joke no nos. Join us as we look through some Lunch Table 2023 trivia, videos, guests, and Easter eggs. Thank you so much for all the participation, suggestions, views, comments, and everything you guys did through 2023. We hope for just as much fun or more in 2024. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Ho Ho Hos! Gather round! HR asked that we make a Christmas episode, so here it is. Unlike famous Youtubers, we work through the holidays just for you. This year apart from gifts, eggnog, and family get togethers, we wanted to show people how bad it could be. We ventured onto the internet and picked Christmas disaster stories to show you it could always be worse, and as a bonus we learn which crime is worst during the holidays. So watch this episode, or young Santa will put you on the Naughty List. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Sometimes it alright to act like an a-hole. But, and it's a big butt, if the internet decides you're an a-hole, you're an a-hole forever more. Join us this week as we venture to Reddit once again and head to the r/AmITheAsshole subreddit and give our opinions. There's some weird stories this week. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Now that we're older; getting socks and underwear isn't such a bad thing. We said it, you said it, so we figured how deep down that rabbit whole we could go. Join us as we play a blue sack game this week, and watch CJ be a clothing model. Hopefully you learn a little something for those you plan to gift socks and underwear to this Christmas season. Maybe you'll earn a little "good will" with them. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Have you ever wondered what's really in your food? Well, luckily for us, we have a nice little spread of highly complex words (for simple ingredients) branded right on the package. But how well do we really know these items, or... even care. So this week, we're playing a game to have the exact opposite of that frame of mind. Join us as Drew reads the ingredients, and CJ guesses to product. Maybe we'll include some shitty stories along the way. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

With the dreary cold weather in sight, and after a nice Thanksgiving holiday of looking at your family, sometimes it's just nice to stare at some beautiful ladies. CJ asked, so Drew delivered. This week we have a fun game where you guess the nationality and the age of beautiful weathergirls from around the world. *With an added benefit of not needing sunglasses to peep (or do we can't tell you what to do). All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Happy (a few days before) Thanksgiving! Soon it'll be time to join around with your family and/or friends and give thanks to the things you love in life. But why do we do what we do? Why do we eat turkey and not swordfish? Why do we fall asleep watching football instead of doing a late leg day at the gym? Join us as we discuss certain Thanksgiving traditions, why we do them, and what we could do better. Just know, come Turkey day, The Lunch Table gave you that info. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.