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Meredith delivers a message to Story Unlikely requesting to be brought on staff. Supplier Relations? Sure, why not.

Story Unlikely's legendary CFO David Wallace sends a memo to the Editor-in-chief, recommending he focus on the magazine while David kicks back and soaks up all the earnings.

Story Unlikely's legendary CFO David Wallace discusses his old friendship with Nicolas Cage, who probably approves this message. Become a member to today to read more stories - both true and fictional - at www.storyunlikelymembers.com

Story Unlikely's legendary CFO David Wallace sends a message to the Editor-in-chief, questioning his decisions in relation to the podcast. You can listen to the Story Unlikely Podcast on all major podcast players.

Story Unlikely's legendary CFO David Wallace sends a memo to the Editor-in-chief about his story "Iowa Dumping Grounds". Read the story here: https://view.flodesk.com/emails/669fe17c0334abb38264711a

Word on the street is that John Deere is engaging in some pretty heinous behavior, so we thought we'd put together this satirical song and help connect the potential victims to media and lawyers. Or maybe it's all just a big misunderstanding? Probably that.

John Deere, once a beacon of American exceptionalism, has fallen prey to insane woke policies and egregious profit mongering. These tactics are decimating the workforce, and will destroy the company tomorrow for the sake of shareholder payouts today. To save the company, the leadership responsible must be removed, and that will only happen when pressure is applied, so join the boycott now! (And in case there's any confusion, the chorus is from John Deere's perspective. We're not advocating soul-sucking retirement snatching - that's what John Deere is doing.) This video is a Story Unlikely production. Learn more at www.storyunlikely.com

The legendary David Wallace, formerly Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, returns with another pep talk for our editor-in-chief, discussing the state of the magazine, The Story Unlikely Podcast, and his old pal Nicholas Cage (who, as you already know, probably approves this message), and so much more. To learn more about Story Unlikely, (or to sign up for the magazine for FREE) visit storyunlikely.com Look for the Story Unlikely Podcast on all major podcast players.

One last reminder about our annual contest - learn more at www.storyunlikely.com#contest

Our dazzling musical rendition reminding you of our annual contest, a few key guidelines, and why you should totally submit a story. learn more at storyunlikely.com#contest

Our touching masterpiece reminding you of our guidelines, and why you should totally support us. learn more at storyunlikely.com

To get the back story of this song, listen to episode 17 of The Story Unlikely Podcast. Lyrics: [Verse] Who's that with the cowboy hat? Foam so big you can't deny that He's prankster Peabody, causing trouble all day Jackin' with the neighbors in a juvenile way (uh-huh) [Chorus] Knockin' on doors in the middle of the night Thumbing doorbells and taking flight He's got no regard, he doesn't care Until one victim comes along with a dare and says... Gonna call the city, gonna call the city, gonna call the city and {BITCH!) Gonna call the city, gonna call the city, gonna call the city and (BITCH) [verse 2] Dave crawls outa bed, it’s the middle of the night Drags himself downstairs, hits the lights Nobody at the door, nobody there Where has Peabody gone? (EVERYWHERE) [Chorus] Knockin' on doors in the middle of the night Thumbing doorbells and taking flight He's got no regard, he doesn't care Until one victim comes along with a dare and says... Gonna call the city, gonna call the city, gonna call the city and {BITCH!) Gonna call the city, gonna call the city, gonna call the city and (BITCH) [Bridge] Does he know, does he care? About the damage he’s done, to the people out there? Does he lay awake at night, thinking about his deeds Wondering, postulating, about the lyrical fodder he feeds But he’s Peabody, and we can only pray Add throw our hands up, and say… [Chorus] Until one victim comes along with a dare and says... Gonna call the city, gonna call the city, gonna call the city and {BITCH!) Gonna call the city, gonna call the city, gonna call the city and (BITCH)

David Wallace joins the Story Unlikely team as the new (imaginary) CFO, offers the editor-in-chief (Danny) some golden advice, and is ready to usher in a new era of storytelling. To learn more about Story Unlikely, (or to sign up for the magazine for FREE) visit storyunlikely.com