Let's Vance a JD Vance original by Stan the Jokeman w/lyrics below
Let's Vance
searching for dolphins and pics of jen anniston nude
let's vance
thrusting your hips into the sleeper sofa you screw
LET'S SWITCH
Changing masks again, who the hell can he be
LET'S FLINCH
Jim Hamel signed the Trump pledge, AND DROPPED TO HIS KNEES
AND WHEN THEY SAID TRUMP, WE SAW A NEW JD
GROW FACIAL HAIR, so he wouldn't SEE, HIS FACE marshmellowy
AND A CAT LADY WILL NEVER DO! JD BOUGHT AN lovely IMMIGRANT TO SCREW
AND IF AMERICA SHOULD FALL, REMEMBER IT ALL
YOUR REPUBLICAN DOLL CRAWL LIKE A COWARD
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Jump Trump song EDITED w/lyrics by Stan the Jokeman
I F*CKED UP AND DONALD TRUMP LET ME DOWN
HE CLAIMED TO BE TOUGH.......BUT IS THE BIGGEST P*SS IN TOWN
SO I KNOW....STUPID ASS, JUST HOW YOU FEEL
YOU GOT SUCKERED INTO TRUMP UNIVERSITY, AND CHEAP ART OF HIS DEAL
CAN'T YOU SEE HIM LYIN' THERE
WITH HIS BROOD MARE, MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE
THE KREMLIN IS THEIR SCENE
ANTI-AMERICAN DREAM
BETTER GO AHEAD AND JUMP
OFF THE SHIP CALLED TRUMP
IF YOU WERE SMART YOU'D JUMP
AND SAY KISS MY ASS TRUMP
OH SO, THEY HATE JEWS AND MOST BACKS AND ANY DARK SKIN
IT'S NOT O KKK DAMN IT DUMB ASS! SMALL MINDS NEVER WIN!
CAN'T YOU SEE HIM standing THERE WITH TELEPROMPTER HOLE IN HIS EAR
THE DETAILS SO UNCLEAR
SHOULD MAKE LYING A CAREER
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Epson Salt Song w/lyrics below: For Men Around the World! DO NOT Ignore Mr Nasty Ass!
This is therapeutic a song as you can get and IT'S ESPECIALLY FOR DUDES!
"I Have a Nasty Ass" aka Epson Salt Song ©2024 Jokeman Productions LLC, Stan the Jokeman Show tickturd@yahoo.com
Let's draw you a bath, personal hygeine control
Epson salt, it cleans your butthole
THOUGHT I WAS CLEAN, CAUSE I SHOWER DAILY
PLEASE SAY THAT DEAD FUCKIN' BUG WAS IN THE TUB BEFORE ME
I HAVE A NASTY ASS, I THOUGHT IT WAS SO CLEAN
BUT THE BATHWATER HAS ORANGE BLUE GREEN
HOW IN THE HELL AM I STILL ALIVE
I HAVE A NASTY ASS, DON'T LET THE SHOWER FOOL YA
CAUSE EVERYDAY, SCRUBBED MY ASS WITH A LOOFAH
NOW THERE'S A DEAD BUG IN THE BATHTUB
I HAVE A NASTY ASS
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Madam President Harris Means No More Excuses for Republicans! America or Your False Idol?!
They can't lie, whine and cry their way out of this one! This woman cannot be pushed around like your subservient whores sissy boys of my FORMER party! You little candy asses are going to answer for your dishonor or America is finished! Clarence Thomas is gone, as is the two faced dishonorable MAGA terrorists who lied their way on that bench to only turn on American rights! Your party is over shit for brains! Your terrorist brown shirst are going to be removed from their positions! YOU CAN COUNT ON IT!
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Kiss Don For Me w/lyrics (Stan the Jokeman Show)
HE WANTS TO KISS HER ON THE MAIN STAGE
WORLDWIDE LOVE FEST ON FULL DISPLAY
BUT AFTER PLAYMATES AND CANINE PORN STARS
YOU BET MELANIA SHE'LL PULL AWAY
TRUMPS WANTS TO SHOW THAT HE'S A SWEETHEART
A SIBERIAN HOOKER, KIND OF MAN
BUT MEL'S JUST BUYIN' TIME, NO CONJUGAL VISITS
SHE BE HITTIN THE BRICKS, SOON AS SHE CAN
OH NO ONE, CAN HOLD THEIR FAKE FREAKIN' LOVE TOGETHER INTACT THIS LONG
KISS DON FOR ME
HE'LL HIRE YOU TO GET LAID
KISS DON FOR ME
JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET PAID
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Trump Assassination Attempt or Poor Secret Service? EYE WITNESS Testimony!
I love eye witness testimony because it certainly seems to reveal a STAGED ASSASSINATION SHOWCASE, regardless of who got hurt or killed! PURE EVIL FOLKS! PURE EVIL!
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Trump's Selling Out America song w/ lyrics below
Whore yourself around the world
Keep selling out America
Melania's hair can't be curled
Without Save America
Blowing money all on them
How the spoiled save America
Cashin' in off mayhem
Watch 'em burn down this America
Trump is selling out America
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Donald Trump Dirty Diabolus song w/lyrics below
RUMP most hated piece of shit you ever knew!
From Trump Tower in Saudi Arabia he's lookin' down on me and you.....
Cult Trumpers mindlessly give their souls away
Turn on their family, common sense and yea the good old USA
Don is the dirty diabolus
Don is the dirty diabolus
Don is the dirtiest piece of shit you ever knew!!!
It was so horrific before, why won't you go away
but the mindless fools drop to their knees and do whatever you say.....
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Trump Supporters are Truly the Wicked Prophesied and Offenders of Children
Just how low do the wicked prophesied intend to lower themselves to serve their false idol!
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Call Don song: "Epstein, Call Don" w/lyrics below, NOW THAT THE EPSTEIN CALL LOGS ARE OUT!
EPSTEIN'S PHONE IS RINGING BABY
NASTY OLD MEN WHO WANT LOVE!
Jeff supplied underage ladies
for his wealthy friends above
MATT GAETZ AND PRINCE ANDREW
AND yes YOU GUESSED IT, DON TRUMP TOO!
Epstein...........(Fm) call Don.....(G TO Bb) you've been arrested now HE needS you gone
Epstein...........call Don.....he needs to get laid before your drugged and hung
call Don..........
JEAN LUC BRUNEL SCOUTING VICTIMS
SEEMS THE STORIES ARE SO TRUE
ONE BROUGHT IN ON JEFFREY'S JET
THEN OFF THE ROOF SHE FLEW
PEDOPHILE UNCHRISTIAN MEN
ONE'S THE TOP REPUBLICAN
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Donald Trump's "RIG IT" a Stan the Jokeman Un-Original w/lyrics below
SMACK TRUMP'S WIG
WE GAVE THE DON A GIG
DEMOCRACY ASSAULT
SAID IT WASN'T HIS FAULT
DON'S PROBLEMS COME ALONG, CAUSE THEY RIGGED IT
HE'LL SING A PRISON SONG, CAUSE THEY RIGGED IT
ALL HIS LIES HAVE GONE WRONG, CAUSE THEY RIGGED IT
NOW RIG IT UP, IN HIS FACE
PROOF PILED UP, IN COURT CASE
WE'RE GOING FORWARD, WITHOUT FAIL
DONNIE TRUMP, HIS ASS IT SMELL
WELL SOMEONE SHIT RIGGED IT STINKY GOOD
WHEN BAD TIMES COME AROUND, it's CAUSE THEY RIGGED IT
EVEN IF IT'S THE ORANGE CLOWN
YOU BET THEY WHO RIGGED IT
it's all going down, cause they rigged it
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Donald Trump Soon 2Be Convict Has the Look & Soon the Rapist Will Be Raped!
"you can just grab 'em by their pink asses and hump 'em........and despite the cries......they let you do it" -- Tyrone Thunder Dick Johnson
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's 'Sleez On' an American Ballad by Stan the Jokeman
'Sleez On' ©2024 Jokeman Productions LLC
Every time, that I look at my tv.....
There's Marjorie Taylor squawking loud lookin sleazy
The honor 's gone
All of her lies, really seem to be catchin' on
It's the extremist way, if you're born wrong in the world you gotta go away
Well, Marji knows, far right they knows, DIRTY LIES AND MAGA GESTAPOS
Oh yeah Marji 's gonna bend, for DADDY TRUMP she'll alway show her fat rear end.
Well, sing with her, the wicked MTG
the mean ballader who killed the GOP
QUEEN OF MAGA What did she say, ALL OF HER LIES are gonna come back and haunt her some day!
scream on, scream on, scream on, scream until the worst comes true
and SCHEME on, SCHEME on, SCHEME on, selling out the RED WHITE AND BLUE
Sleaze on, Sleez on, Sleaze on, Sleez on..............HELL NO
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99 Chinese Balloons an American Ballad by Stan the Jokeman
THAT WOULD BE ANY BALLOON! Often disguised as various domestic balloons, the Chinese intelligence community has finally figured a way to spy on America!
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Trump's "Mock of Ages" cut by Stan the Jokeman w/ lyrics below
Trump a blowin' and a goin'...
This is better than a 'time-out'...weakness on full display
Mentally NOT RIGHT...bet he runs away
Rise up you orange clown, then sit your ass right back down
Had somethin' to say, but now you choke, watch your case go up in smoke
Lock on, Lock on, lock his dumb ass up
Don't deliberate, don't celebrate, Americans have had enough
Oh, what do you want......NOT RAPIST DONALD TRUMP.....no way
Vladdy loving Donald Trump....no, no NO!
MOCK OF AGES, MOCK OF AGES...Trump 's still lyin', half wits buyin'
MOCK OF AGES, BURN THE PAGES...Trump alleges, sign his pledges
He's got no power, but an ugly story
While he sits in prison, I'll do his whore Melania!!!! yaaaahhhhh
Knee carpet burns......
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Supreme Court's Abort the Court an American Ballad by Stan the Jokeman
"Abort the Court" ©2022 Jokeman Productions LLC
Oh it would be nice, if we still had Scalia Ruth, who ruled by way of truth
because they had backbone
They would've thought twice, before the threw your rights away
Pregnant, bi, straight or gay, they left Americans alone!
But these new decisions take us back fifty years now
Your freedoms being carefully stripped away
If you're looking for honor in that MOCK of a court now,
well please let me have the floor so I can be the first to say
Oh WE GOT TO ABORT ABORT THE COURT
Bret Kavannaugh.....you lyin' little piece of sh*t, tried to rape and GOT AWAY WITH IT, no wonder Trump loves you
Amy Comey Barrett, betrayed women everywhere, nothing more than the boy's brood mare, he says you do
and Neil Gorsuch loves jerking his corporate friends off
Sam Alito is two faced, all the way
and Clarence Thomas is Ginny's bitch now,
so please let me have the floor so I can be the first to say......chorus
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Donald Trump's "It's Raining Sh*t", an American Ballad by Stan the Jokeman w/lyrics below
Convictions Rising
Polls getting low
According to honest sources, down 's the only way to go!
For the first time in a long time, folks are starting to get IT!
American spirit RISING just before it starts raining SHIT!!!
It's Raining shit, on Trump's Head, it's raining shit....you bet
America's comin' OUT, Don's going in
While surrounded by pissed off convicted men
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The TrumPutin Song by Stan the Jokeman (WARNING EXPLICIT)
2 soft, spoiled fit throwing brats! Not sure who's worse!
The two faced blue blooded coward con artist or the one who grew UP in Stalin's damned kitchen! Would you folks mind knowing who you support?!
Their plans to split up Ukraine went to hell! NOW, they'll both answer for it!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's "Marj Went Down to Georgia" an American Ballad w/lyrics below
Marjorie went down to Georgia
Lookin' for minds to steal
not too kind, no manners to find, makin' two faced deals
she come up on PREZ Biden
Leading America Hot
Jumped on a transgenders head and said Joe let me tell ya what
Now if you haven't heard, I took myself an oath here too
But if you dare, to do things fair
I'll completely dishonor you
Now, you lead pretty good country Joe
but give the ho her due
Like I Said so Bold, YOU'RE much TOO OLD
and I'll push for another coup
Biden said, HEY I AM THE PRESIDENT
unlike republican men
I'll take that bet, you're gonna regret
America goes all in!
Biden Rose up to the job, no matter how freakin' hard
While Donald Trump's own lawyers can't keep from being disbarred
MTG showed up, with more lies and a heart so cold
and if she wins To Russia Ukraine will get sold
(on prior note) NOW MARJORIE opened up THAT mouth, and her lies began to flow
untruth about the country, and the kids who had to go!
talking points flew wildly, shame was all amisss
Then Red Tie Brigade ALL joined in and it sounded something like this
Biden stood up and said, you're pretty nuts Ms. Greene
but you can sit right here, by an American queer, cause you're flat out wicked mean
Crappin on America, Don boy run
Keep Throwing your fit and claiming you won
chicken shit republicans kicking out mo
WHY DON'T YOU MUZZLE THAT BROOD MARE HO
Marj bowed her head she knew that she'd been beat, picked her shame up off the ground, down by donald's feet
Joe said come on back MARJ if you ever wanna try again
Done told ya once, ya hateful bitch, America's already GREAT again!
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