Spearcarrier

I'm bored.

Just got a burr on my backside and ended up looking at some COVID-19 info, the kind that gets suppressed by the mainstream media.

Just wasting time.

Cover sang with permission. You guys are probably not going to bother to read this part, but I pronounce "conch" the Floridian way. When I first heard this song pronounced the other way, I kind of was confused and asked my fellow Floridians (and friends) if I was wrong. We've decided the rest of the country is crazy. Song sung with permission. So there.

I sang verrry badly (never perform when you're coming down with a throat thingie) but here it is anyway. You can download it for free from here: https://woksprint.com/shop/music/songs/filk/stay-alive-9-to-5-spearcarrier/ Or here: https://spearcarrier.bandcamp.com/album/the-isle-of-misfit-music TTO: 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton Stumble out of bed with the can alarms ringing Dogs are howling and people are screaming The living dead have breached the walls again Shoot one in the face when it reaches my doorway Reloading fast before making my way Past the hoard. Just tryin' to stay alive. (chorus) Trying to stay alive. Hoping the virus won't infect me Watch them shuffle by Before dashing quick to safety They have no working mind And a penchant for grey matter Best plan if they find you: Be ready to dodge and scatter. Somehow I survive In this apocalyptic city Daily I connive To take them out before they get me. Want to move away But the raiders rule the highways I think sometimes that the zombies are gonna eat me Mmmmm... Virus, hack, or curse that caused it? Common cold or something in dog spit? Scientists, they could never really say And yeah it's sad they were my family and friends A perk when my zombie -ex met his end But I can't give up hope This will finally rot away. (chorus) Trying to stay alive. Hoping the virus won't infect me Watch them shuffle by Before dashing quick to safety They have no working mind Since cell phones hacked their brainwaves When the dead are walking Shoot their heads, forget the grave Stay alive, yeah, if you're caught by the collective You'll lead a different life And gain a new perspective. They groan they want my brain They're not after my body But all they want is To make me another zombie (chorus) Trying to stay alive. Hoping the virus won't infect me Watch them shuffle by Before dashing quick to safety They have no working mind And a penchant for grey matter When the dead are walking Be ready to dodge and scatter. Stay alive, yeah, if you're caught by the collective You'll lead a different life And gain a new perspective. They say they want my brain They're not after my body But all they want is To make me another zombie

Heard about this from another place, found some sources, thought I'd talk about how unpopular Joe Biden actually is. And the numbers STILL don't lie! The vote is in: On Youtube this time.

I sang verrry badly (never perform when you're coming down with a throat thingie) but here it is anyway. You can download it for free from here: https://woksprint.com/shop/music/songs/filk/stay-alive-9-to-5-spearcarrier/ Or here: https://spearcarrier.bandcamp.com/album/the-isle-of-misfit-music TTO: 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton Stumble out of bed with the can alarms ringing Dogs are howling and people are screaming The living dead have breached the walls again Shoot one in the face when it reaches my doorway Reloading fast before making my way Past the hoard. Just tryin' to stay alive. (chorus) Trying to stay alive. Hoping the virus won't infect me Watch them shuffle by Before dashing quick to safety They have no working mind And a penchant for grey matter Best plan if they find you: Be ready to dodge and scatter. Somehow I survive In this apocalyptic city Daily I connive To take them out before they get me. Want to move away But the raiders rule the highways I think sometimes that the zombies are gonna eat me Mmmmm... Virus, hack, or curse that caused it? Common cold or something in dog spit? Scientists, they could never really say And yeah it's sad they were my family and friends A perk when my zombie -ex met his end But I can't give up hope This will finally rot away. (chorus) Trying to stay alive. Hoping the virus won't infect me Watch them shuffle by Before dashing quick to safety They have no working mind Since cell phones hacked their brainwaves When the dead are walking Shoot their heads, forget the grave Stay alive, yeah, if you're caught by the collective You'll lead a different life And gain a new perspective. They groan they want my brain They're not after my body But all they want is To make me another zombie (chorus) Trying to stay alive. Hoping the virus won't infect me Watch them shuffle by Before dashing quick to safety They have no working mind And a penchant for grey matter When the dead are walking Be ready to dodge and scatter. Stay alive, yeah, if you're caught by the collective You'll lead a different life And gain a new perspective. They say they want my brain They're not after my body But all they want is To make me another zombie

Jealousy is a killer. A traditional folk song. Autoharp. Weirdness. Closet Monkey is an album I've been working on here and there for years because I want to have made one at least once. You can find it and what I have managed to finish on it here: https://spearcarrier.bandcamp.com/album/closet-monkey https://woksprint.com/shop/music/songs/music-folk/closet-monkey-spearcarrier/

For the record, I was going for creepy on this one. Closet Monkey is an album I've been working on here and there for years because I want to have made one at least once. You can find it and what I have managed to finish on it here: https://spearcarrier.bandcamp.com/album/closet-monkey https://woksprint.com/shop/music/songs/music-folk/closet-monkey-spearcarrier/

Singing instructor helped me transpose the song up to see if it sounded better. I recorded it, completely forgetting I'd already recorded a version for this channel. Oh well! I guess listen to them both if you like, please tell me which chord is better?

Self taping is hard! There are a lot of things maybe you shouldn't do....

Just a little something late at night as I avoid work.

1. I think I have to replace the felts in my harp. Whelp, that takes money so it has to wait. 2. Someone please tell me how to stop the computer from dampening sound like that. How annoying. 3. I hope you like it.

Twa Magicians. Go about a minute in if you're not interested in history and stuff. Hit next if you are easily offended.

Just felt like doing this song, as it had been a while since I'd put anything here.

Me vs. Intermittent Fasting one Halloween night. I have a ko-fi page! If you like my occasional skits, music, and/or are a reader of my comic Akashik that's the place to help me keep it coming. https://ko-fi.com/spearcarrier