SonofPrick

We all know someone who we want to do this to.

Happy Wife, Happy Life. Diane picked out a Yorkie that is 2 pounds and 4 months old. She has named the dog after her late mother. We will take this puppy home in one week.

Sarge was kind enough to put together a video for me. I wrote the poem last year and we added some visual aids. If this is offensive, just remember that life is tough. Get a helmet.

I was looking at this latest video and I noticed that there is one dog hair from Leo on top of the cube. Oy Vey.

No help from the old lady.

Katie is not afraid to speak the truth. She discusses the increased mortality in the UK.

Three men imitating their mothers and grandmothers making a holiday dinner. I realize that one or two of them have beards. My cousin married a woman who I always called the bearded woman. She is a libtard from San Francisco.

My garage door opener is almost 8 years old. Last year, we couldn't use our garage door for one month. This year was the same thing. I called the manufacturer and they were useless. I couldn't even get this person on the phone. Once Diane looked up the error code, we were able to get the thing fixed. I used scrap wood and two nuts and bolts to make this makeshift solution. No one would know that my garage door wasn't working (from the outside), but we were glad that the door was locked and no one could get into our home.