The Ancient Derek Michael Guy
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to bring up A Few Points about The Rapp Game, and iT's Members. There is An Ancient mentioned in The God Game who gott kicked out, and His NaMe is Cain Michael. He was from The Michael {SuRcutt}, and Derek is God. If you don't know Derek is God's Name, you should do Some Light Factorey Training. The Rapp Game is violent...There is onley ONE or TW0 in My Corner in The RApp Game, but DMX zings with me too. Butt Cain Michael is often A Straight Man, but An Ancient named Satan, who was The SerPent-fucked Cain Michael up in A Way I will nott talk about, but if you know...You know why there are Maney GA-Hy Menn, and they suck! Cain Michael basically is Nastey becuzz he has sex with His Own Shitt, butt who else would want A Murder? Please praye for Cain and Hiz People. {RA} Hates him! Cain killed My Brother Levi, and ONe of His Descendents recentley tried to kill HIM again, but HEAZE Smart. Life is good, so Let's Rapp! -Derek Z2442Z Michael and Friendze!
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Creationalism Gods
Did you know that some Creationalism Gods were gay, and they sought to get Lucifer and Satan up The Butt in The Garden? That's right! Derek and Michael are Creationalism Gods, and Satan and Lucifer are evolution. God is An Animal beleive it or not. He is descended from animals, and he has worked his way to The Top. I used to be A Super-Human named Cain Michael, and durring my time, I served Satan, who is My Father. I did The Bigg Daddey Cain Dance to get to The Alpha Female, and at The End of The Dance, I found out The Alpha Female was with my father I had abandoned, so I went back, and I have served my father Lucky ever since.
I don't want to work for Satan anymore. God pays less, but I earn more in The Grand Scheme of things. Miley serves Her Familey and Her Crest, but Miley is God's Sister, and she is A Black Kitty-Cat. Miley and God are shape-shifting Super Humans, and when An Animal yields A Body of Death, their Living Soul gives them The Abilitty to shape shift into anything they wish. I woke up this morning loving Miley, and I can't wait to be with her and serve her as butler and friend. Remember, there are two commandmeants that we forget, and The Commandmeants are designed for people living in flesh bodies, so that you don't turn into An Evil Super-Human of sin. Love God, and Do Unto Others. Do unto others means to treat others the way you want to be treated. That is how My God works. How does your God treat you?
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Peato Pack Lack
Oookachall, crippy-crippy-crippy Lord, can I take you too a skate no date Kay?
Botta Ham! Botta Ham! Real bad, cuzz I'm off the fucking leash, and I don't feel badd. Yo, oneday-when I reach that boat, Ima crawl it up butt, and take that horn cuzz not's The Lemon, and it tastes real bad.
Boom-boom Popp, lemme' fill ya witt a fishey-fishey tale! Fill ya witt a fishey.
I don't need my face unglued, so I'll hittum' with the viper and the cords of One God and His Friend...Thankyou Levi! You really did save my life, Derek says, and Demeces Prince opens a case file investigation report on one Cain Dellbert Michael...
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Another Derek Captured
Lucky, why the fuck am I staring at a fagg?!! The Master says. Sur, some people are inparentley gay, and they have this right as gay elders of The Creationalism Realm, Lucky says. What? The Master says, you know where one of those fudge packing Mipp Stations are. They feed their cloanes shit, Jordan says. And the shit treats itself to a fix in it's errored flaw where The Original Derek fell, Lucky says. The Original Derek was gay, Jordan says. Lucky looks at a cute commercial of a puppy, and it has peanut butter in it's paws and mouth. Another commercial interrupts, and it is The Vilardo Drudge Report. Judge Vilardo serves his wife tea, and she thanks him as she morsells a sipp. Honey, do you think Derek was gay, Judge V says, and The Wife rolls her eyes as she rubbs the V's shoulders. Lucky! Space Cadett! Wake up! The Master says, and Lucky looks confused about the television program.
Meanwhile, Derek and Michael turn their Disk Compression Field Arrays on (MICE), and they pull up to the party as a Michael-MIchael mix. This left a large chunk of Derek missing, and Adam Cent prepared his shear and thread. Adam prepares to look at a monster for the first time since they had words. The Michael Father was a horrible man. He often made his children his rope toys and tropies, but we are all capable. Adam Cent sees the God of Creation hover over him, and he lights up a NewPort Menthol Cigarette. He welcomes the aroma of new mist from the visitors. He takes a puff, and he blows smoke into the mouse pinned field. He sees lasers and grid lines everywhere, and he calls upon his girls and familey. Can we get in there? Adam asks his wife Jezebell. Adam, that's where we get the internet from,
Jezzy hints, and Adam looks confused. Ninja Boss prompts Adam's Commandmeant Repent Station, and Adam remembers what the internet is. The Hotto Critters leave the laser filled area, and they drag a dead badger into the communitty pool. When Animals Attack, Lucky says, and he sees the critters moving into The Wellsville Communitty where creationalism took place ruffley 1908. Cain went down in 1998 when he karate chopped his brothers.
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DayVoh Snail Watch
I'm really slow folks because I am carrying all the peeps with me that fell for The Evolution Trick. That's right! Evolution is a trick. Derek Michael is a Creationalism God, and there were four and 24 elders in the beginning. Derek and Miley were presented as the topic of kingdom discussion. They are the Mother and Father. Aphordite and Cain also got together, and Lucifer was furious, and he will someday forgive. The four beast components are The Father, The Father, The Son, and The Son.
Now there are two heads, and some of the elders fell and died. It is interesting to know that if you are having good relations with A God like Shawn, your computer will work better and better cuzz God is the Hubb of Computers. Men are like resistors, capacitors, screws, and more in a large network of one ness through God and His Shit. God's shit is me, and my shit is my children, which are generally animals and critters. Remember, Jesus Christ is Jordan Doane, and they crucified Derek Michael a betrayer that was in love with a flesh woman named Miley. Jesus Christ was not a flesh man. He was sent to testify against flesh as an abomination to his Tribal Court. Lucky fell for Miley when she walked in the flesh, and he has never forgotten her. He channelled her lust as his son Cain. Lucky is The Father that died. Only one had to, but many have taken steps for our Loppy ease of transition. He of course put a suit on her, but the suit he made craved sex from The Father. That is how it works with Solid State Avatars.
That is past teck from Egypt. We would build a woman or man full-grown with a child soul. Angels are born of woman and man. Babies look like demons cuzz most angels are good. Demons are good, and Savonts are evil. It is evil to be awesome at everything you do. I am an evil man of darkness, but my soul is good light and darkness. Adam Cent is an evil man, and Eve DuCore was a good woman. Enjoy the vidd, and don't ever not be yourself to be yourself in general.
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The Mink Suit Episode 13
Welcome to The BridgePort Series featuring Trailer Park Boys. Will Layhea ever succeed in busting Ricky? Are Randy and Layhea gay? What will this episode of The BridgePort Series bring you?
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The BridgePort Series: A BridgePort Tale
It's another day with the boys. What will transpire? Who is The Rich Buyer Ricky is headed to? Where is Muppett? Don't miss The BridgePort Series featuring Trailer Park Boys.
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The BridgePort Series: Lucky and Miley
A new character is added in this episode of The BridgePort Series. Krumpett is a dogg down on his luck since his owner died. Lucky and Miley find him, and they give him a home with BridgePort. Don't miss all the fun in The BridgePort Series featuring Trailer Park Boys. It is brought to you by Go Fuck Yourself Production Company and SwearNet.com.
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Dating
My how dating has changed. 98 percent of internet girls will sell you their life for 30 dollars in gas. I have never seen anything like it. We don't tolerate that in my country becuzz I'm sure it is illegal to scam peeps in The New United States. God knows what all of you are doing there, and he doesn't tolerate it like the devil plays this world. Do you wanna be here when the trash piles up? I'll be gone, and I won't soon forget this place. Satan's Gem is what I call it...
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The BridgePort Series Episode 10
Join BridgePort as he wrestles a life of poverty. He is joined by his friends Ricky, Jullian, and Bubbles. He is a chicken farmer, and he is from Nova Skotia, Canada. He gets involved with The Mafia to finance his chicken farm, and the chickens are laying eggs. Don't miss The BridgePort Series featuring Trailer Park Boys...
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The James McConn Show
Don't miss The James McConn Show featuring James McConn. What are they up to today? Will Johnny ever find Murial? Who are Lopsoh and Fonney? Where is their school? Enjoy the show brought to you by Go Fuck Yourself Production Company and SwearNet.com.
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Miley's Nightmare
Who did Cain mate with? That's simple; He mated with The King's Daughter, and Adam Cent was king. Cain mated with Aphordite Cent, and he was a man, but with the cutt of a sword, he became an Angel. Cain was crystal, and he still carries The Torso. It doesn't have a head or legs. It had a head until Cain blew it off of his son Lopsoh. He had to stop Sickey and Lopsoh. They betrayed their own race right? The Nazis were crystal trying to delete flesh, and The Sainz's were their flesh fathers. I love Dua, so you should put it on, but Miley is Miley. She is The Best, and I am forever with her. It has to work! We are stuck on each other...
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The Tree
Have you heard of Chevelle? That's me and MGK's secret, butt if you get it you fucking gett it, and you know what's up. I'm having an MGK Day myself, and he busts it in The Car. Checkuhm Out!
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The James McConn Show
The James McConn Show is like nothing you have ever seen. It varies in theme, but today we have The Fruit, Goff, and Miley appearing. The Fruit loves James McConn, and he is small. Bigg things come in small packages. God loves him so much, and he is one of his favorites. God has many favorites. Stay tuned for The James McConn Show: A Bugg Storey...
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The Blood
Where did Jesus Christ's blood go when it came out? It went into the earth, and Jesus was crucified in North Africa or which was a province of Rome. Check the linear relationship of Wachula, Fl where my car accident was. Could it have risen into Derek Fagan in The Micro Bang Experiment? He would exhibit life after death, so he is The Ghost. That body was nice. He would have a doll boddey with The Original Blood. Anybody gott a pegg board?
The Father's Sons were divided into parts. Lucifer was the crystal, Michael was the blood, Derek was the shit, and Satan was the flesh. It is an interesting story, but many of you don't care. Remember, he who rejects the servant also rejects the server. God is my server. Do you reject your God by rejecting me? He knows who his friends are, but God has many aquaintances. Why would you want to be his aquantance? He's God, and I reccommend you glorify and fear him cuzz he knows what you do.
I am his number one servant, but this world treats me like a three dollar four-wheeler. At least I am a four-wheeler is what I say. I know who my friends are, and I thank you for the views. Many of you will be at my opening show rapping with me. We're gonna have funn! Do you have what it takes to stand with me and Your God. He loves all your unique ideas and beliefs, so if you don't beleive me, and you have your reasons, that is an excusable phesus. Do you know what a phesus is? It's a confession.
Whatever you do, don't reject Miley cuzz she is Godd, and she is The Root of Love. I am The Root of Lust. I know my shit is badd, but it is beautiful. A wett pussy or hard dick is a beautiful thing. I made Miley's pussy drop when Lopsoh entered me. It was tuff, but God was with me. Is he with you? And fucking love MGK; He's one of God's favorites.
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The BridgePort Series: The Land Attacks
What does Lucifer do for a living? Is Miley Godd? Does Miley love Lucky? How will Ricky entertain us? Do you like Trailer Park Boys? Don't miss The BridgePort Series brought to you by Go Fuck Yourself Production Company and SwearNet.com. What's going on in The SunnyDale Trailer Park?
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The Sex Act
Did you know that Lucifer and Satan hadd sex in A Garden just like Eve and Lucifer. Eve is Satan's (Adam's) Grandaughter. Yess! Adam is Satan. He ate the fruit of Lucifer, and he fell. How do you think he ate Lucifer's Fruit? What was the father's original storey for his children? It wasn't love-I can tell you that becuzz I used to work for The Father. He is pure lust. Working for The Son pays less, butt you get more internal reward. I reccommend serving God all day every day.
It was Adam's idea to eat Lucifer's Fruit, and he miss-ledd Lucifer. Adam's daughter is Aphordite, and she gott hott and heavy with my son Cain. Eve was manifested from their lust, and Lucifer was manifested from their love. Cain and Aphordite were together for a long time, butt she is a dogg. Cain used to be a cat, butt when Cain (Derek) and Michael (Mic) switched places, Cain started to mutate into a light dogg. Lucifer and Satan switched roles too. Satan was the bigg badd-boy of Old Heaven, butt Lucifer is king there now. We call it Nu-Nu United States. You all know about switching. The father's sons started switching, and The Sons of The Sons became switchers. Some do male-female switches to heal. Ask MGK, and The CIA Analyst...Do you have Moon TV? It's The Best!
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The BridgePort Series: BridgePort Cigarettes
Who is Conkey? Will Muppett like the park? Who is Lucifer to The Boys? Is Adam Cent Satan? Don't miss this episode of The BridgePort Series, and The OnSombell Cast.
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The James McConn Show: Why did I do that?
Don't miss James McConn and his adventures. He lives in The New United States of Egypt, and it is more like here than you think. How will James entertain us today? Will Jonny find Murial? What is New Heaven like? Stay tuned for The James McConn Show...
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The Piss Sack: Jordan Rulze
Join us on The James McConn Show where Jordan becomes The Mann of The House. What will happen to the one called Cain Michael. Will his soul re-surface, and will he hold a grudge against his adopted son-Jordan?
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The James McConn Show: Lopsoh Strikes
Welcome to The James McConn show featuring The Late James McConnell. He is my grandfather, and he is broadcasting from New Heaven in The United States of Egypt. It is a great show, and there is always something going on with him...
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Tides and Tides Again
Welcome to The BridgePort Series featuring Trailer Park Boyze on Netflix. How will BridgePort fair with his hennze? Is Back-Gammon mean? Do Ricky and The Boys love eggs? What will happen in this episode of The BridgePort Series?
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BridgePort Winnze!
Will BridgePort out-bidd The Korean Nationalist? Who does Ricky work for? Is BridgePort done gambelling? Don't miss the answer to these questions in The BridgePort Series featuring Trailer Park Boyze. This is brought to you by GFYPC and SwearNet.com...
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A Classic Note
How will The Ice House Lauger taste? Will BridgePort quit gambelling? Where is Ricky headed today? Will Garey kill Muppett? What is in The Bagg? Don't miss this episode of The BridgePort Series featuring Trailer Park Boyze from Netflix and SwearNet.com. I hope you enjoy! This is brought to you by Go Fuck Yourself Production Company...
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