ScottysThoughties

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about spoiled apples.

On today's hilarious episode, what the hell is collecting dust?

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I give my thoughts on Cannibalism

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a weird question that people ask when they're trying to be fun.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about old people getting out of bed.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about one of the bravest people in human history.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about why the alcoholic didn't become a lawyer.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what used to go on in the royal court.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a dumb thing people say.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a documentary that I saw that was kind of a bummer.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, there's something about vampires that needs to be discussed, and is.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss a thing about old cars

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I explain how my taste in chicks has changed over the years.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss a thing that doesn't make sense

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss how sayings change meaning over time.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I tell you about the worst job in the world

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about an idea for an invention.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how much it sucks to get out of bed every day.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what's going on when I do stand-up comedy.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the so-called king of the jungle.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss something about daylight savings time.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a new thing that maybe someone could do.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss a song that is a big lie

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how being in denial would be great!

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about another thing that stupid people say because they are not smart.