ScottysThoughties

On today's incredible episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what my life would be like if I were a master martial artist.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, you're gonna find out which insect is the scariest.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how I plan to retire.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a type of commercial that is cruel.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a game that I don't like, because I hate it.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how Jesus quit drinking.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about seeing my parents on Christmas.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss a weird thing the Aztecs did

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a truck that had a weird sign on it.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how garbage men and garbage people are similar.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about some videos that I saw on YouTube.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a way to make our calendars better and stuff.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss the thing in the title

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the time an ambulance woke me up in the middle of the night.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss some of my friends and how dumb they are.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how dumb people like to chime in.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I update something from the bible(?)

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how there are two cities called London.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I talk about how aggravated assault isn't as bad as it sounds

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a new game that is dumb!

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss something I want to do when I'm famous

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a weird saying that doesn't make sense.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss some people's breakfast talk

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss a thing only certain people do.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the weird size of toilet paper squares.